Dear Laurel, please get Manu off his lame ass

[Problem Child]

..and have him institute a smaller limit on the number of characters one can use in a single post, like maybe under 500. UncleBill is out of control. We suffered through Madame Pandora's voluminous tomes, and she left. Although he is one of the best at debate around here, the only person left that really puts a whuppin' on a keyboard on a regular basis is UncleBill. If we could shorten up his manifestos, everyone would be much happier I think. Less eyestrain and all.

It would also keep Dixon from posting entire stories here, which after all, is blatant self-promotion.

thank you.

Also, if you could get sparky to use actual sentences, that would help too.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am surprised, you omitted a lot of obvious requests.

It is the holiday season impacting on you so soon?

It matters not, this is a start

 

[Problem Child]

I have more requests, but I didn't want the post to get too long. I would really like a Coke machine in here.

 

[scylis]

i'd like some Transmet sunglasses, while you're at it.

 

[Laurel]

Hello Mr. or Mrs. "Problem Child",

Let me be the first one to welcome you to the Literotica Forums. I'm sure that you will meet many interesting people here, and have some knee-slapping fun along the way.

I have read your suggestions posted above (just move your eyes up a bit, no need to crane your neck), and based on your input, we have implemented a custom Java script that will limit UncleBill, stop Dixon from self-promoting, and convert Sparky's posts to grammatically correct sentences. If you have any other great suggestions, please call me at home so that we can personally work together to "get this party started". I'll fax you my phone number to your Hotmail account momentarily.

Owen's on the other line. I've got to run...

 

[scylis]

ouch!

 

[Problem Child]

What about the Coke machine and Scylis' sunglasses?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Does she watch us all the time? I am French Catholic, suddenly I know where God is and she is a woman

All that guilt was wasted

 

[LakotaMoon]

suddenly I know where God is and she is a woman

LMAO