Dear Laurel, its soon to be a New Year

[Debbie]

so it's time to let our hair down, create a little trouble and greet the new year with resolutions we'll make but probably not actually do but the resolve was there when we were waltzing around, sipping on our champers or lemon mocktails in my case and nibbling on them fancy shmancy horderves.


So, anywhooo I just wondered if you're planning any resolutions we should be alarmed about. Like adding a like button. 'Cos that could cause anarchy. Ishmael might have a funny turn One of those scary apoplectic fits and go all foamy at the mouth. Spittle everywhere.


Or limiting how many threads we can create in a 24 hour time frame. Certain posters would not be impressed. They'd be outraged and wave their pens and waggle their fingers. I sense a disturbance in the force and I don't think we're on Tatooine anymore, K9.


Now that I've finished trying to create trouble

I hope you and Manu have a Happy New Year and thanks for putting up with us.


My honest new years resolutions are:

- to continue eating as much chocolate as I can
- to read as many books as I can
- to have a go at reading e books without feeling like it's wrong that there are no pages to physically turn
- to tell better jokes
- to be more assertive without getting jelly legs

 

[lovetoread]

tis been a long year



my resolution is to do what makes me happy

 

[Hypoxia]

haiku

I resolve nothing.

I'm revolving constantly.

Is it a sick game?

 

[Lancecastor]

my resolution is to do what makes me happy

Saint Peter seems to make you happy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Saint Peter seems to make you happy.

Saint Peter makes everybody happy.

Even you. Be honest!

 

[Lancecastor]

Saint Peter makes everybody happy.

Even you. Be honest!

Well, i think you've become a bit too nice since you moved east...hash might be right about that.

You need to get back to hockey... there must be a goood junior or college team nearby...

 

[RobDownSouth]

My goal in 2017 is to re-establish the close personal friendship I once had with Saint Peter, the one that Hashtag swears on the misshapen skull of his "special" youngest daughter that I once enjoyed. (By "once enjoyed", I mean friendship with Pete, not Hashy's daughter....you guys are fucking pervs).

DJ, play mah music!

 

[Pookie]

I resolve to bring back my alt Stewart Pidd bro just to shut some fuckers up already.

 

[RoryN]

My New Year's resolution is 1920x1080.

(I'll be catching up on the backlog of films I haven't seen.)

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, i think you've become a bit too nice since you moved east...hash might be right about that.

You need to get back to hockey... there must be a goood junior or college team nearby...

You are right. I have lost my edge.


Taste the blood. Make the snot bubbles.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I resolve to bring back my alt Stewart Pidd bro just to shut some fuckers up already.

You say you got a resolution? Wellllll y'know....we'd all love to see your plan!
You tell us that you'll bring back Stew Pidd? Welll y'know....we'd all love to see the man!

Happy New Years, Pookmeister!

 

[Pookie]

You say you got a resolution? Wellllll y'know....we'd all love to see your plan!
You tell us that you'll bring back Stew Pidd? Welll y'know....we'd all love to see the man!

Happy New Years, Pookmeister!

Happy New Year!

 

[Lancecastor]

You are right. I have lost my edge.

What about Garnate?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You are right. I have lost my edge.


Taste the blood. Make the snot bubbles.

Wait a minute. You moved east??!!? That's just wrong! With you and me both gone now, Denver is doomed to become a ghost town.

 

[Debbie]

I intend to be more adventurous when it comes to trying new foods. Being raised by an english grandmother I am used to traditional english fare so I'm going to try new things

 

[Saint Peter]

Wait a minute. You moved east??!!? That's just wrong! With you and me both gone now, Denver is doomed to become a ghost town.

Hi Colonel!

Yeah, a year ago I moved east, chasing the evil dollar. Life is different here but things worked out.

Ghost town? Yeah, right.

Where are you at? Do you miss the hookers on E. Colfax??

 

[Saint Peter]

I intend to be more adventurous when it comes to trying new foods. Being raised by an english grandmother I am used to traditional english fare so I'm going to try new things

What will be your first cuisine adventure?

 

[lovetoread]

petey makes everyone happy

 

[Saint Peter]

Everybody loves Petey except the crybaby machinists when their parts are out of spec.

 

[pink]

I am going to continue to get healthier. I have a great support system, I am very thankful.

 

[Saint Peter]

Good for you Pink!


I am going to stop drinking so much and quit slappin' around the bitches when I get my booze on. I am going to cut down on the meth. I am going to stop stealing cars and snatching purses. No more treason. And I am going to stop wearing my squirrel costume and masturbating in church parking lots.

It is a new year and I am a new man.

 

[Pookie]

Good for you Pink!


I am going to stop drinking so much and quit slappin' around the bitches when I get my booze on. I am going to cut down on the meth. I am going to stop stealing cars and snatching purses. No more treason. And I am going to stop wearing my squirrel costume and masturbating in church parking lots.

It is a new year and I am a new man.

Well church just got boring as fuck again.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well church just got boring as fuck again.

I did say anything about the alley behind the church.

 

[pink]

Good for you Pink!


I am going to stop drinking so much and quit slappin' around the bitches when I get my booze on. I am going to cut down on the meth. I am going to stop stealing cars and snatching purses. No more treason. And I am going to stop wearing my squirrel costume and masturbating in church parking lots.

It is a new year and I am a new man.

You're a sweetie, Petey. You always make me laugh.

 

[raindancer]

My resolution is merely to have at least two torrid Lit affairs in 2017. I need some action.