Dear Ladies of the Internet

[Adventurer99]

I’m a 30-year-old married guy looking for regular conversation with a woman 19 to 55-ish. I’m just an over-educated guy with wide ranging taste in the arts and pop culture who’s in a good marriage but is looking for some sort of spark and additional outlet, particularly in regards to sexual fantasies.

What will you get out of this, you may ask?

Well, hopefully you’ll get interesting conversation (I’m equally comfortable discussing Modernist lit, independent film, and Game of Thrones or New Girl), a sympathetic ear, and an outlet for your own naughty and erotic side.

What will this all cost you? Act now and you’ll receive all of this and more for a low introductory price of $0.*

Ideally, we’ll chat 3-4 times a week; my goal is really to find one person I connect with and not just casual acquaintances. PM me if you’re interested!



*Offer limited to the contiguous 48 states.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

OP needs to be more pretentious

 

[StrayKat]

Funny how none wants "casual acquaintances", yet when you demand they send you more than one PM before spluttering all your deepest sexual fantasies, you never hear from 99% of men around here again.

 

[wistfulwench]

OP needs to be more pretentious

I disagree. He used the qualified "hopefully" when referring to what the lucky woman might receive in return, and listed a range of interests that could appeal to many. Although I'm not sure why his geography is so limited (unless he travels in the US and wants more than just a virtual friend).

 

[positivetension]

It was all very tongue-in-cheek. He is actually rather nice to talk to, and someone who can take some teasing without getting huffy.