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Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...

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In a conversation tonight with one of my favorite Lit friends, we found ourselves talking about what we wished we could request from Santa, if only it wouldn't get us banished to the "Naughty" list. We concluded that what we really need is a Kinky Santa to ask for our deepest desires. If you were snuggled up on the lap of this Kinky Santa, what would you ask for? Is there a toy you can't afford? Perhaps a fantasy you can't find someone to fulfill with you? A certain someone you'd like to find under your tree on Christmas morning? Whatever it is, Kinky Santa can help!

To start things off, I'm going to ask for a Flexi Felix this year, because it's only October and my toy budget is tapped out for 2010...
 
uhm this would be nice... Hell, I may just get that for a birthday present to myself this month. I dont think I can wait til Christmas...

or a fun cutie willing to experiment with me and try out any and all of our fantasies... :devil:
 
KinkyGoose said:
Kinky Santa, could I get one of these:
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs/jellyticklerbuttplug-ia-3-ib-3314-350x350.jphe

so that I can practice for her (and can you send her too?):

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3506/3470261508_063e72217c.jpg
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Glad to see you weighed in KinkyGoose. I see you've already changed your mind since last night... I suspect your wish list for Kinky Santa would be very, very long indeed. But I'm a little sad though, you'd rather practice for her than me? :(
 
I'd love Santa to bring me a lovely pair of boobs, as mine are much too small for my liking.
 
marlitharne said:
Glad to see you weighed in KinkyGoose. I see you've already changed your mind since last night... I suspect your wish list for Kinky Santa would be very, very long indeed. But I'm a little sad though, you'd rather practice for her than me? :(
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Guilty! My mind might always be in the gutter, but it wanders plenty... I'd have something new on my list every time someone asked what was on it!

And don't be sad... if I had a pic of you doing that, I woulda posted it instead :cool:
 
ooooo, this is just what I need!

Dear Kinky Santa,
How are you? I am fine. How are Mrs. Claus and the elves? I hope you all have had a very naughty year together. Me, I have tried very hard not to be good, but I'm not having much luck. What I really want for Christmas is a very sexy, naughty man in my stocking (or in my skirt, panties, or wherever). I would like for him to be intelligent and sweet and creative and adventurous. But most of all, I would like for him to actually be HERE! In the flesh. Doing things with me, not just talking to me about them. If you will bring me this, Dear Kinky Santa, I promise I will be a much, much naughtier girl next year. Thank you,

Yours truly,
Jenny

P.S. Thank you very much for the toys you brought me last year. However, they are all worn out, and I thought if you brought me the real thing, it might last longer.
P.P.S. If you can't bring what I asked for, you can just stop by when you visit on Christmas Eve and show me why you are called "Kinky Santa".
 
Rikki_13 said:
uhm this would be nice... Hell, I may just get that for a birthday present to myself this month. I dont think I can wait til Christmas...

or a fun cutie willing to experiment with me and try out any and all of our fantasies... :devil:
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Omg I've got three of their products - they are AWESOME!!!!! I think if you use either facebook or facebook15 (can't remember which) they'll give you a $15 discount :D

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I want the latest ohmibod toy
http://images.sextoysex.com/CNVELD/9850-31.JPG

It's both waterproof (to 1m) and it's musical also :D
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

Thank you so much for sending a wonderful man to play with this year. Sadly, I was unclear last year when I asked for him to be large. Although I love all 6'3" of him, I actually meant that he should have a rather bigger penis. So maybe this year you could send this to supplement. :D

Thanks much!

Nauti
 
Dear Kinky Santa,
For christmas could you please send me a tall, older man who can keep this BBW satisfied to next christmas.
 
Dear Kinky Santa could you please lend me a few elves to help me with the Christmas tree and decorations the kids have all growed up and no longer wish to help and it has become a bit of a chore. Two or three of these should do the trick

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Dear Kinky Santa, I could really use pair of black leather handcuffs, some nice flogger, bit of rope, few candles and my bf all excited about using it all on me. :eek:

Thank you :kiss:
 
I already gave "Santa'' my wish list.

I want "Nipple Huggers"....not only are they a pretty little fashion accessory, BUT the name is just priceless.
 
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