Dear Homophobes

[Safe_Bet]

Just thought I'd drop by and leave y'all a little song I just heard. ENJOY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03PnU27cWDs

 

[vrosej10]

Ah, homophobe. Perverse little creatures aren't they? Biggest homophobe I ever met was my ex husband. He ended up leaving me for my father. What does that say?!

 

[Teloz]

Ah, homophobe. Perverse little creatures aren't they? Biggest homophobe I ever met was my ex husband. He ended up leaving me for my father. What does that say?!

I love it! I loved the song too!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wish i was that young again...

 

[pointless]

Ah, homophobe. Perverse little creatures aren't they? Biggest homophobe I ever met was my ex husband. He ended up leaving me for my father. What does that say?!

don't ask me. you typed it out.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Wish i was that young again...

Not me. Forty was good. My teen years were best forgotten.

 

[vrosej10]

Not me. Forty was good. My teen years were best forgotten.

My thirties are great. I wouldn't be a teenager again for any amount of money. Go through all that shit again, with no perspective or emotional support. Fuck no.

 

[Teloz]

Wish i was that young again...

If I had my life over again I'd be bi-sexual - twice the fun!

 

[vrosej10]

If I had my life over again I'd be bi-sexual - twice the fun!

Yes, yes it is. You immediately double your number of potential mates, though I have got to admit, I'm picky in both sexes.

 

[ishtat]

Lily Allen doe have one really serious perversion. She is an unrepentant and enthusiastic fan of the game of cricket.

 

[lance gt]

Loved the song and the message Safe. It still boggles my mind why people are so concerned about who someone else is with. Whether it's fear, jealousy, uncertainty, they can't seem to grasp the point it's not their choice to make. I personally think most Homophobes are fence sitters and don't know which side to go on. As Teloz said, if you go both ways, there's more of a selection of partners to enjoy. Party On People!!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We dont care who you do; what we object to is you doing it in the streets wearing your Rainbow Underoos. I live next door to RAINBOW WORLD where the car and dog and mailbox etc are decorated with rainbows that whoop, I'M QUEER AND I'M HERE. Everything with you people has to be on par with the Queen's Coronation.

LANCE

Its the general tackiness of Gays that launches us.

 

[lance gt]

We dont care who you do; what we object to is you doing it in the streets wearing your Rainbow Underoos. I live next door to RAINBOW WORLD where the car and dog and mailbox etc are decorated with rainbows that whoop, I'M QUEER AND I'M HERE. Everything with you people has to be on par with the Queen's Coronation.

LANCE

Its the general tackiness of Gays that launches us.

JBJ, it's the overt display of people outwardly protesting against them that makes them proudly display their orientation. What if you have a flag in your front yard I'm opposed to because it isn't one I stand for (other than the Stars and Stripes), like an affiliation you belong to. How would you feel having people hurl stones or slander you for showing it. It's their choice James, world's a big place and we must be accepting of them, as we are of you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Poor LANCE.

Do you not understand that people who are egosyntonic with who they are do not wear lapel pins and scarves and Underoos heralding their whateveritis?

Racist homophobes like me have no need for robes and nooses and axe-handles; we're comfortable inside our skins. Business casual works for us, and we dont scare horses and small children.

If we happen to swerve and run you over, it was probably a cellphone interferring with the ABS brake system on the Mercedes.

Gays, on the other-hand, always look like a Mummer's Parade about to erupt.

 

[lance gt]

Poor LANCE.

Do you not understand that people who are egosyntonic with who they are do not wear lapel pins and scarves and Underoos heralding their whateveritis?

Racist homophobes like me have no need for robes and nooses and axe-handles; we're comfortable inside our skins. Business casual works for us, and we dont scare horses and small children.

If we happen to swerve and run you over, it was probably a cellphone interferring with the ABS brake system on the Mercedes.

Gays, on the other-hand, always look like a Mummer's Parade about to erupt.

Which begs the question James, why are you watching the parade?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Which begs the question James, why are you watching the parade?

LANCE

For the same reason people go to zoos and congregate at car wrecks. A Gay Pride Parade is the perfect blend of Circus, Horror Movie, and Funeral Procession.

 

[lance gt]

LANCE

For the same reason people go to zoos and congregate at car wrecks.

So you're saying you like watching gay parades. Hell James, get your pink Tu Tu on and join the fun. Think of how much fun it would be to skip down the street with them singing, "We're here, we're queer, we won't go away."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No, the response is more like what happens when I come upon a snake on my path. I freeze and hope it goes away soon.

 

[lance gt]

No, the response is more like what happens when I come upon a snake on my path. I freeze and hope it goes away soon.

But the snake doesn't go away, it comes up and bites you. Or you're lucky and it does its own thing and leaves you alone.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I suspect your Canadian snake infected all the men in the UK.

 

[lance gt]

I suspect your Canadian snake infected all the men in the UK.

Our Canadian snakes are nice James. They don't hiss or rattle their tails. They just bask in the sun and enjoy life and go on their merry way. Ever read in a paper about people in Canada getting bit by snakes? We love everyone and everything and enjoy the diversity life has to offer. We never take offence to others who want to do their thing and give them the freedom to enjoy it. That's why we are still the only place in the world where our same sex marriages are legal everywhere in the world. That and celebrate with a big, fat joint at the reception. Canada, fuckin' eh!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Thats cuz Americans do your heavy work and fuck your women for you. We did for the UK and you see what happened to the men there.

 

[lance gt]

Thats cuz Americans do your heavy work and fuck your women for you. We did for the UK and you see what happened to the men there.

Heavy work? What heavy work? Fuck our women? Our women have more class and taste, not to mention they like a Canadian man who has more talent in bed. That's why you already said we have the best pussy around. Think yourself lucky if a Canadian woman wants to give it up for you.

 

[badmatt]

We dont care who you do; what we object to is you doing it in the streets wearing your Rainbow Underoos. I live next door to RAINBOW WORLD where the car and dog and mailbox etc are decorated with rainbows that whoop, I'M QUEER AND I'M HERE. Everything with you people has to be on par with the Queen's Coronation.

LANCE

Its the general tackiness of Gays that launches us.

This is one of those arguments that never holds water with Me.

Are you saying you don't do anything to display your pride in whatever you find yourself proud of? All my budies and their damned Barcelona zip up sweatshirts. Damned 70 year old guys with their trophy wives.

Saying that someone is flaunting their homosexuality with their rainbow underoos (or however they choose to display it) is as stupid as saying a hetero couple is flaunting their heterosexuality by holding hands or kissing. It's just as much a public declaration.

 

[lance gt]

This is one of those arguments that never holds water with Me.

Are you saying you don't do anything to display your pride in whatever you find yourself proud of? All my budies and their damned Barcelona zip up sweatshirts. Damned 70 year old guys with their trophy wives.

Saying that someone is flaunting their homosexuality with their rainbow underoos (or however they choose to display it) is as stupid as saying a hetero couple is flaunting their heterosexuality by holding hands or kissing. It's just as much a public declaration.

It's okay Matt, James just likes the colours grey and brown. Anything else just hurts his eyes and makes him feel happy. Or is that gay?