Dear God

[MissTaken]

Yep, and speaking of waist, what say ya come over here, and...

With a waist like yours, who could possibly resist???

 

[Thumper]

ROTFLMAOPIMP?


explain.



Oh yeah, I missed you too. I hope all is well in the New Year.

Nasty would be ecstatic.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I think Ruby accidentally dialed up the William Shatner phone sex line again and is addicted to his incredible range of dramatic pauses.

Ruby, for the love of God, get a hold of yourself lady. Whose next? Christipher Walken?

Omg... lol... that has to be it

 

[Spinaroonie]

What is about those lit men?


Think we could bottle it and market it? Every time I talk to one I get the vapors!

Hey, don't lump us all in to this group! Some of us are doofuci!

 

[seXieleXie]

*looks at her phone....sighs*
*looks at her phone card... sighs again*

blah

 

[lobito]

*looks at her phone....sighs*
*looks at her phone card... sighs again*

blah

looks at his phone, looks at HIS phone card. *sighs*

 

[MissTaken]

Okay! You two!

Quit making goofy eyes and just do it!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Okay! You two!

Quit making goofy eyes and just do it!

Yes, do it and report back here pronto with details.

We want details.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Yes, do it and report back here pronto with details.

We want details.

But of course, details your details, perhaps, Ruby?

 

[seXieleXie]

but that's not who i want to talk to

 

[Rubyfruit]

But of course, details your details, perhaps, Ruby?

You are wicked and evil and I love you.

 

[lobito]

But of course, details your details, perhaps, Ruby?

Good point Nessus, Ruby, you started this thread, so YOUR details must come first. Fair's fair, after all. seXieleXie doesn't want an old guy like me calling her anyway. See her post.

*puts phone down, and card back in wallet*

 

[seXieleXie]

Good point Nessus, Ruby, you started this thread, so YOUR details must come first. Fair's fair, after all. seXieleXie doesn't want an old guy like me calling her anyway. See her post.

*puts phone down, and card back in wallet*

aw lobito it's nothing personal! i'm just being mopey and dumb. but, what would we have to say to each other? i'm not very good on the phone in the first place.

 

[Marxist]

but that's not who i want to talk to

What? Do I have to send you a telegram? If you want to talk all you have to do is send me the digits.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

What? Do I have to send you a telegram? If you want to talk all you have to do is send me the digits.

Ah, I think this is a clue? It was Marxist who spoke to Ruby , perhaps?

It is time for you to confess

 

[seXieleXie]

*wonders if Marxist was joking...*

 

[Marxist]

Ah, I think this is a clue? It was Marxist who spoke to Ruby , perhaps?

It is time for you to confess

I wish.....I think she finally hooked up with the Cadillac Man.

I feel like such a fool.


I wonder if there's a French Lesbian out there willing to try something new in AfroAmero-Franco relations.....one can only hope....

 

[Marxist]

*wonders if Marxist was joking...*

Uhh...no.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I wish.....I think she finally hooked up with the Cadillac Man.

I feel like such a fool.


I wonder if there's a French Lesbian out there willing to try something new in AfroAmero-Franco relations.....one can only hope....

Ah, you can convert me with your politx? I think you should look above, yes?

 

[kwt]

hey, whats the deal with this phone thing anyway ... I've been hangin around here forever .. thought I was nice to people .. nobody's ever called me!

[storms off to sulk]

kwt

 

[Marxist]

hey, whats the deal with this phone thing anyway ... I've been hangin around here forever .. thought I was nice to people .. nobody's ever called me!

[storms off to sulk]

kwt

It's easy, you just have to have a 4" ManJoint like me. Chicks dig that and want to hear all about it. Really.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[TigerClaw]

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