Dear Garnate,

Dear Garnate,

My lease is about up. Are there any vacancies in your cleavage?

Sincerely,

Mr Noone.
 
You may have them back if you wish, but I think the sea gulls like seeing them flutter in the wind.

15 year old panties? I'm going to let you go ahead and keep those.

I'm generous to a fault.
 
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