Dear Diary…

[Dirtydaydream94]

Dear diary.
Newly single, and wanting to fuck everything in sight. Trying to keep it under control but fuck is it hard

 

[InThe312]

Dear diary,

Today I learned that the moon is actually a lamp stuck to the firmament. I wonder how they hid the cord.

 

[InThe312]

Dear Diary,

Does Lord Pmann know about sea horses?

He’s probably tried to put his dick in one.

 

[trinething1ns]

Dear Diary,

When I read:

I thunk I found my place to talk about things I haven't been able to talk to wont be able to talk with anybody

... I could totally relate. Because that's why I am also here, and that's what keeps me here.

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I thunk I found my place to talk about things I haven't been able to talk to wont be able to talk with anybody

Welcome! I am certain you will find a nonjudgmental group here to listen and chat with.

Keep smiling, it makes others wonder what you are thinking!

 

[satanicbubblegum]

I wonder if I'll ever find the man that I am looking for?

 

[Apisto42]

Dear diary,

Like for real? Really? Cut her a fucking break already.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Keep smiling, it makes others wonder what you are thinking!

That’s my coffee cup!

 

[StillRain]

Dear Diary,

Fuck The Last Of Us.

Fuck it hard. In a very uncomfortable place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Diary,

Please allow my tolerance for stupidity to be even more extensive this week.