Dear Diary…

[StillRain]

Dear Diary,

I accidentally woke up sexy again today.

 

[BDA73]

Dear Diary,
Found another thread to discuss those middle of the night urges that seem to be more frequent.....more to cum

 

[InThe312]

Dear Diary,

The turkey isn’t the only thing I want to stuff this Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I’m looking at you.

 

[BDA73]

Dear Diary
Had a really fun night with a new friend last night and who knows where this will lead. Too bad work has to interrupt it from continuing.

 

[StillRain]

Dear diary,

My flabbers are gasted.

 

[mickyp123]

Dear diary,

My flabbers are gasted.

So were Frankie Howard's

 

[Mrtenant]

I'll play...

Dear diary,

The monsters under my bed won't sleep quietly anymore. I'm thinking about evicting them. Also, my waistline seems to have improved an inch. I am now a 40 waist instead of 38. Bigger is not always better- at least that's what my pants are telling me. So far this year, my insurance rates are up, so are my property taxes, egg prices, food prices in general. Again, bigger is not always better. My whiskey shots are improving. Big plus there. Yep, I can drink bigger shots and more of them. What a coincidence that improves as everything else seems to go in the shitter.

Thanks for listening diary. You're the best!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/268c40e480b34926300292269f491ea1/4ccc514e1fb34e52-5a/s1280x1920/8705dc6e3fecd98b86bf44a60dfc475027844ace.jpg
Dear Diary,
I wonder if @StillRain considers this hardcore porn?

 

[StillRain]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/268c40e480b34926300292269f491ea1/4ccc514e1fb34e52-5a/s1280x1920/8705dc6e3fecd98b86bf44a60dfc475027844ace.jpg
Dear Diary,
I wonder if @StillRain considers this hardcore porn?

MOIST

 

[SmokingFap]

Dear diary,

It's hard to make a clean break, even if it's the best thing to do.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Dear diary,

Hit the road Fap and don't you cum on my back no more no more.


Hope you can take a joke Charlie

 

[SmokingFap]

Dear diary,

Hit the road Fap and don't you cum on my back no more no more.


Hope you can take a joke Charlie

Way to read the room, K.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dear diary

Stop judging me!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Diary,
You got this.
It's only half a week.

 

[fsa52]

Dear Diary,
Calm down and breath!

 

[BDA73]

Dear diary

Tax season fucking blows

 

[Esslemont]

….we are going to have a lot of catching up to do.


Prepare to get pen fucked.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear diary,

I suddenly find myself with three lovers. I don't know what I did to deserve this and I'll take it.

With love and pleasure,
Aussie

 

[trinething1ns]

Dear Diary,

I feel so alone. I crave the touch of another. I crave intimacy.

I feel like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Sometimes I am cerebral and desire wit and playfulness and intelligent discussion. Other times I almost shock myself by how base and dirty minded I am. Sometimes I have all the filter, sometimes I have none.

 

[StillRain]

Dear diary,

I suddenly find myself with three lovers. I don't know what I did to deserve this and I'll take it.

With love and pleasure,
Aussie

In the one room?

My hot boy anal radar began sending faint pings.

Message unclear.

Please send signal again… await response….

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In the one room?

Working on it

Invitation to Hot Boy Anal Extravaganza at Aussie's Den of Inequity is forthcoming.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Working on it

Invitation to Hot Boy Anal Extravaganza at Aussie's Den of Inequity is forthcoming.

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[satanicbubblegum]

Dear Diary,

I don't know if my mother was right...but I am absolutely in love with the boy down the street and he is not someone she'd like....or my husband!

 

[StillRain]

Dear Diary,

Do sea horses know about land horses?

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Dear Diary,

Does Lord Pmann know about sea horses?