Dear cold fuck

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/2GB0N/daves-not-here/image.jpg

 

[thør]

Indeed.

He was in Valdez.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Valdez? Uncle Joe or the most interesting man?


https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65422999.jpg

 

[thør]

Valdez? Uncle Joe or the most interesting man?


https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65422999.jpg

Dave.

Alaska's first pot shop opened today.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You mean your first "legal" pot shop?

 

[thør]

You mean your first "legal" pot shop?

Not legal in Obama's eyes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just ignore him.



Everyone else is starting to. For an ego that large, it must really feel like being left out in the cold; fuck!

 

[thør]

Just ignore him.



Everyone else is starting to. For an ego that large, it must really feel like being left out in the cold; fuck!

Wait for that last bunch of executive orders.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Will they also include a fistful of pardons for those close to the administration?

 

[thør]

Will they also include a fistful of pardons for those close to the administration?

Always.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wonder what the Clintons will do for a few pardons more...


The good, the bad and the ugly?

 

[thør]

The good?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Most likely, the ugly...



Take Monica, for example.


PLEASE!

 

[Ms_Ann]

http://www.mannaexpressonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bored-couple-e1443120702136.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

https://redredapples.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/bored.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

http://cf.girlsaskguys.com/a26371/565acb21-4c46-4f15-83dc-db629e35f224.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

http://bestxxxpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/boring-sex.jpg

 

[mLa2123000195]

Yeah, I'm not feeling it.

 

[mLa2123000195]

I'd take her heels off. It looks like they're in a hotel.

 

[Ms_Ann]

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/29e0e867310be6e211ff027ab3811adc.jpg

 

[mLa2123000195]

She's not even trying

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/review/R1IDKWY87I8QFA?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl

 

[mLa2123000195]

It means your sox don't match.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://cf.girlsaskguys.com/a26371/565acb21-4c46-4f15-83dc-db629e35f224.jpg

Okay, the picture of Iron Mike makes this just so wrong...




Did he knock her out?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is she a cold-cocked fuck bro?

 

[mLa2123000195]

I just changed my outfit again. I think I smell. I'm full of bacteria.