"Dear Boss:

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter.

I can and will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President"​

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog...s_to_run_for_higher_office.html#ixzz3plivMuYr

 

[Jennifer]

Funny because of truthiness.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is why I liked it.



None of the rest of us can pull this off...

 

[Jennifer]

This is why I liked it.



None of the rest of us can pull this off...

No, especially with full health care and spending accounts until the day we die.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And for many, who reach the top, Secret Service protection.

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