Dear Aussies,

[modest mouse]

My best wishes for a long, cold, icy, horribly unpleasant winter. Do you know how much it kills me to hear of your summer conditions when I'm up to my nutsack in snow?

Hope ya get frostbite.

Sincerely,

modest mouse

 

[AusTess]

Yannow,we dont actually get a winter down here?



It's a conspiracy.

We pretend we have this shitty cold weather just to give us a break from whingeing tourists.



It's summer here,12 months a year.

 

[modest mouse]

Shut up!



(Nice ass)

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

Shut up!



(Nice ass)

No shit.
Tomorrow,i may go lay on the beach for an hour or 3,work on my tan,frolic on the sand,all that stuff.




I may even show my arse.

Ha.





Shut up foxy,you are blowin this for me.

 

[modest mouse]

The wind is whipping in off the Snowy Mountains, bringing little icicles with it. It howls up my legs and chills my nether regions, it's fucking awful.

Welcome to my world(a few months ago).



Good to hear from you, Ms. Fox. It has been quite some time. Since you have Email off and I have PMs off, I'll drop a line via the secret chennel, ya know the one, right?


***

Tess, blow me!

 

[AusTess]

Welcome to my world(a few months ago).





***

Tess, blow me!

With not even a "Please,Bitch"?


Ha,i aint THAT easy.

 

[modest mouse]

With not even a "Please,Bitch"?

Ha,i aint THAT easy.

You must earn the bitch, and I aint gonna ask nice until I sample the goods.

 

[AusTess]

You touch it,you buy it,baby.


Do i look like the kinda girl who'd give out free samples?

 

[modest mouse]

You touch it,you buy it,baby.

Do i look like the kinda girl who'd give out free samples?

Not free but can be had for the price of a few beers and soem sweet nothings in your ear. You're not that difficult to figure out.

 

[AusTess]

Not free but can be had for the price of a few beers and soem sweet nothings in your ear. You're not that difficult to figure out.

Had you had trouble *Reading* me,i would have send you back to school.

I'm like a neon sign.
Unmissable.

 

[ilovewriting]

What the hell is wrong with the cold? I love it, i would kill to live in the snow. (though my gf would kill ME lol)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Its not cold, I just had $400 of firewood delivered, but dont worry mouse, it NEVER snows.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Take some happy pills, mousey.

Winter is the best.

 

[AusTess]

Snow?

I've heard of this.

Never experienced it though.




cos i live in fucking paradise.

 

[modest mouse]

Take some happy pills, mousey.

Winter is the best.

You live in the South. Talk to me when you spend a winter here. I love winter but this will be my last here for awhile.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

We barely had winter at all this past year- it was great!

I think having winter makes you appreciate the beautiful summer months even more. Contrast is good, in may areas of our lives.

 

[Ladybird]

Snow... I've heard of that, never seen it though.

Yes, it is winter in Australia. I had to put a long sleeved top on tonight. I was feeling cool in todays t-shirt.

But that's winter for you!

 

[ilovewriting]

Unfortunately i have only seen snow once. i like the snow.

 

[scrymettet]

Snow... I've heard of that, never seen it though.

http://scrymettet.tripod.ca/hiver_2002/Seahorse.jpg