Dear All~Powerful Expertise...

[Always]

are you really an expert in all you do? and, just what is it you do?

 

[Expertise]

I'm the Director of Marketing for a software company. So couple that with your question and you've got about a million jokes and snide remarks.

Actually I would only consider myself an expert at a very small number of things.

 

[Guest]

 

[RisiaSkye]

But even a master must have a particular specialty. Don't hold out on us now, how do you exhibit your Expertise?

Would it, by any chance, involve the playing of the Pan Flute?

 

[scylis]

and if it is, you're name wouldn't happen to be Paulo, would it?

 

[Expertise]

The secrets out....

I am the love child of Zamphir and Nana Miskouri

 

[Mia]

He’s an expert at caring and brightening up someone’s dreary day.

 

[Guest]

(shaking finger)

 

[scylis]

wow!!!
it's Paulo, Master of the pan flute!!!
*gets weak in the knees*

oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man!!!

WOW!!!!

could you play a few songs for us?
please??

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yea anyway the only other woman allowed to hit on Expertise is me!!

 

[Always]

*shakes head and laughs*

getting jealous now, are we, nekkid bunny?

we're adults. we need to learn to share! *smiles*

 

[April]

Yea anyway the only other woman allowed to hit on Expertise is me!!

Oh? Really?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sorry oh yea and April too!!

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

LOL You shameless hussy, you!
Back! Back I say! He's mine, all mine!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oops. Sorry, got a little carried away there.

 

[Guest]

(Stiffles tears........ ha .... not really!)

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hes afraid we are all gonna start fighting over his cute ass again!!

 

[Expertise]

Naked Hunny gets a small carnival type stuffed animal for her correct guess.

That is not vanity speaking, I felt like a complete jerk when you guys got "catty". Even though i'm sure it was in jest.

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

*runs up to Expertise for my animal* Is that all i get?? I was kinda hopin for a kiss??

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

*backing away slowly so as not to startle the others*
I'm staying out of this.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

As mentioned in other threads

I am once again considering a vow of celibacy and backing out of the room eyeing you two warily, lest I fall victim to your feminine wiles yet again. *Jesus, that was a mouthfull*

 

[April]

Exp, let's back out of the room together, and let them fight it out. LOL

BTW, did you get my mail?