Dear Abby

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Dear Abby






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DEAR ABBY: ‘I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?’

Sam in California.

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DEAR SAM:

‘Register as a Republican, and run for public office.’

Abby
 
Dear Abby: I want to run for public office, but I’m afraid my unnatural love of barnyard animals and penchant for nude sky diving might hurt my chances… what should I do?

-Freaky in Philly

Dear Freaky:

Run as a Democrat.:cool:

-Abby
 
Dear Abby,

I need to get screened for colon cancer but I can’t afford a proctologist. How can I get a free anal exam?

-Bummed Out

Dear Bummed Out:

Run as a Republican

Abby
 
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