Dear A_P...

[asian_princess]

Ok. Jumping in with both feet here. (or pushed ever so lovingly from my ever so good at nagging, sweet bf) Think of me kindly should I drown.

Lit has become a place for me to be with friends, and as somebody who has never found it easy to ask advice from friends and acquaintances, I've found myself opening myself up to people I've known for weeks and even days at a time. It's a place I come to play, share story ideas (and steal story ideas shhhhh), talking about things that are close to my heart…love, sex, food, spirituality, sex, music, sex…and just basking in the wonderfulness and wiseness of the people here.

So this is what this little corner of mine is here…a place for everyone to play, talk, share, whine, cry, laugh, vent, sing, flirt, or ask advice (hence, "Dear A_P", an homage to the ever brilliant "Dear Abby", but really it should be, "Dear all who frequent the playground" lol, cos if you've me seen on How To, you know I don't know what the hell I'm talking about) about anything from French kisses to cum kisses, and things not related to kissing at all…I'm sure someone will drop by who can help you out, and if not, we'll have a hell of a lot of fun trying

I've changed the sheets and put on some music. Don't bother with the doorbell, just come in, take off your shoes and whatever the hell else you want to take off, and crawl under the covers…I've got snacks, I've got drinks, I'll even let you dig through my goodies closet ….bring your girlfriend, your husband, hell, bring your grilfriend's husband! there's room for all…

Grab me a cold one, will ya honey…? So, who wants to tell me their deepest darkest secret?

 

[WantonWitch]

Ok. Jumping in with both feet here. (or pushed ever so lovingly from my ever so good at nagging, sweet bf) Think of me kindly should I drown.

Lit has become a place for me to be with friends, and as somebody who has never found it easy to ask advice from friends and acquaintances, I've found myself opening myself up to people I've known for weeks and even days at a time. It's a place I come to play, share story ideas (and steal story ideas shhhhh), talking about things that are close to my heart…love, sex, food, spirituality, sex, music, sex…and just basking in the wonderfulness and wiseness of the people here.

So this is what this little corner of mine is here…a place for everyone to play, talk, share, whine, cry, laugh, vent, sing, flirt, or ask advice (hence, "Dear A_P", an homage to the ever brilliant "Dear Abby", but really it should be, "Dear all who frequent the playground" lol, cos if you've me seen on How To, you know I don't know what the hell I'm talking about) about anything from French kisses to cum kisses, and things not related to kissing at all…I'm sure someone will drop by who can help you out, and if not, we'll have a hell of a lot of fun trying

I've changed the sheets and put on some music. Don't bother with the doorbell, just come in, take off your shoes and whatever the hell else you want to take off, and crawl under the covers…I've got snacks, I've got drinks, I'll even let you dig through my goodies closet ….bring your girlfriend, your husband, hell, bring your grilfriend's husband! there's room for all…

Grab me a cold one, will ya honey…? So, who wants to tell me their deepest darkest secret?

I ain't telling !!


Hiya Princess, nice thread, have fun with it hon

 

[virgin_not]

have fun with your thread and oh If I tell ya my deepest darkest secrets..you and Revy will hate me more evn..oops..I mean luv me more even..LMAO..so I won't tell ya baby...unless..

oopps.. for you only AP..

 

[mcopado]

*Walks in with Champagne and a threadwarming present of a new butt plug and riding crop, plus a dozen roses for my lovely and brave "partner in crime"*

I commend you on your bravery...or is it a credit to my persistance?

So am I gonna have to help you unpack too? My shoulders are stiff from carrying in all these boxes...(never dreamed you had so many sex toys, costumes and books..) Now I'm really glad to be yours....

 

[asian_princess]

I ain't telling !!

LOL i don't know if i could handle one as deep and dark..and definitely delicious dirty as yours so close to bedtime, wanton!!

Hiya Princess, nice thread, have fun with it hon

Thanks babe! you're always welcome in my bed

 

[asian_princess]

have fun with your thread and oh If I tell ya my deepest darkest secrets..you and Revy will hate me more evn..oops..I mean luv me more even..LMAO..so I won't tell ya baby...unless..

oopps.. for you only AP..

LOL i have fun wherever you are babe!! (i've missed you! ) and you can lie lie lie all you like here...we'll always know the truth when it comes to you, you sexy minx, you!

How's your day been?? Get into any interesting situations? Did Revy behave while i was sleeing?

 

[virgin_not]

LOL i have fun wherever you are babe!! (i've missed you! ) and you can lie lie lie all you like here...we'll always know the truth when it comes to you, you sexy minx, you!

How's your day been?? Get into any interesting situations? Did Revy behave while i was sleeing?

Im ok thnaks and you..missed ya too..Did revy behave???No idea..lol...my mouth is zipped..

 

[WantonWitch]

LOL i don't know if i could handle one as deep and dark..and definitely delicious dirty as yours so close to bedtime, wanton!!

*Chuckles* Would give you some interesting dreams that's for sure and I'll visit your bed often

 

[asian_princess]

No idea..lol...my mouth is zipped..

ohh...and you say you're not kinky LOL haha no, when have you ever said that .

 

[mcopado]

Im ok thnaks and you..missed ya too..Did revy behave???No idea..lol...my mouth is zipped..

ooh, I didn't know what you were doing to me with your mouth was called "zipping"

LOL

 

[virgin_not]

ooh, I didn't know what you were doing to me with your mouth was called "zipping"

LOL

LMFAO.....Geezz..cheese and rice..LOLOLOL..

 

[asian_princess]

*Walks in with Champagne and a threadwarming present of a new butt plug and riding crop, plus a dozen roses for my lovely and brave "partner in crime"*

I commend you on your bravery...or is it a credit to my persistance?

So am I gonna have to help you unpack too? My shoulders are stiff from carrying in all these boxes...(never dreamed you had so many sex toys, costumes and books..) Now I'm really glad to be yours....

er, so...er, who's the butt plug for, hey? hehe
*kisses for my sweetheart* ok, i'm here. i did it, no more witholding sex right?

 

[mcopado]

er, so...er, who's the butt plug for, hey? hehe
*kisses for my sweetheart* ok, i'm here. i did it, no more witholding sex right?

Oh alright I guess you get some tonight......

As to the Butt plug......I REALLY AM NOT IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY TO RAISE MY KINK FACTOR...


So here goes..

Dear A_P,

Okay...first question...are woman really into anal play? I mean whether or not they actually enjoy anal intercourse, do they like to touch, finger, insert things into that area during masturbation...and how many women really enjoy rim jobs???

Also I've also wondered hom many men engaged in the same practice during masturbation and whether or not they then questioned their sexuality???

Finally have any men who desired their female parnters finger (or I guess anything else) inserted in them ever found themselves rejected for their request?? And any women, have you had that requested of you and what did you do?

Signed,

Confused in Cleveland...

AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU LADIES ASK OR WONDER...I'M NOT TELLING


I could be just trying to get the thread rolling

 

[mcopado]

Oooh, new question just submitted to "Dear A_P" central (via Pm to me)....

Hi revy,

I'm too shy to post pubicly, would you please pass this on to A_P for me? I don't even want her to have my name...but since you are a clergy guy you must be bound by some sort of code of ethics or something, right? So you won't tell, will you?

btw..I think Ministers are Hot!!!
Will you pray with me sometime, privately?

erm, here it goes.....

Dear A_P,

I'm an american girl involved in a long distance relationship to a boy down under (don't get any ideas A_P he's mine )...I miss his big, hard, gorgeously delicious cock...I heard there is a way he can "clone" it so I can have one to "keep me warm" on those lonely winter nights...I hear there is some sort of kit you can order. do you or any of your readers happen to have any experience with these products? Is there a way I can clone my "ms kitty" for him?

Do you have a link to get it online? I'm too shy to frequent those kind of shops.

Desperatly yours...

Sleepless in Seattle

 

[voir]

Well hello there AP. I have to admit, I have a thing for asian women - especially one as hot as you!

So let's hear your deep, dark secrets. As for me, I only wish I had more time/energy for sex. Real life gets in the *%@!!%@ way so often I'm down to a couple times a week lately and it drives me nuts. Which is why I spend my work days on Lit .

Btw, I think I may be able to help you with that butt plug...

 

[asian_princess]

Oooh, new question just submitted to "Dear A_P" central (via Pm to me)....



erm, here it goes.....

LOL thank you to michael for sending these along and i will get to them asap..the problem with someone asking you questions is...sometimes you need to go try them out yourself first..though i think lukcy for you i more than know the answer to this one hehe

 

[mcopado]

LOL thank you to michael for sending these along and i will get to them asap..the problem with someone asking you questions is...sometimes you need to go try them out yourself first..though i think lukcy for you i more than know the answer to this one hehe

Hehehe.....How long will it take for the package to get here from OZ????
I'll review it then...or more like we'll both review it....

 

[asian_princess]

Well hello there AP. I have to admit, I have a thing for asian women - especially one as hot as you!

So let's hear your deep, dark secrets. As for me, I only wish I had more time/energy for sex. Real life gets in the *%@!!%@ way so often I'm down to a couple times a week lately and it drives me nuts. Which is why I spend my work days on Lit .

Btw, I think I may be able to help you with that butt plug...

hey there voir

a hello and a to welcome you to my bedroom. find a space to chill out, it can get quite hectic in here.

lol your deep dark secret is that you have a thing for asian women..well then hurray for being an asian woman

as for my own deep dark secrets...i'm sure they're yet to experience them.
sex. huh. i know what u mean..so how much time and energy is enough

and butt plugs...i'm all ears babe

 

[voir]

(snip)
and butt plugs...i'm all ears babe

I do love anal play. Either giving or receiving. Tell me, would you rather give or receive this big plug (he said while stroking it with lube)...?

 

[mcopado]

hey there voir

a hello and a to welcome you to my bedroom. find a space to chill out, it can get quite hectic in here.

lol your deep dark secret is that you have a thing for asian women..well then hurray for being an asian woman

as for my own deep dark secrets...i'm sure they're yet to experience them.
sex. huh. i know what u mean..so how much time and energy is enough

and butt plugs...i'm all ears babe

erm honey...hate to interrupt but you pm box is already full...I'm heading into the car...call me...

 

[asian_princess]

I do love anal play. Either giving or receiving. Tell me, would you rather give or receive this big plug (he said while stroking it with lube)...?

...sounds like you love anal as much as i love oral... and hey it's xmas, all about give give give!

 

[asian_princess]

Oh alright I guess you get some tonight......

As to the Butt plug......I REALLY AM NOT IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY TO RAISE MY KINK FACTOR...


So here goes..

Dear A_P,

Okay...first question...are woman really into anal play? I mean whether or not they actually enjoy anal intercourse, do they like to touch, finger, insert things into that area during masturbation...and how many women really enjoy rim jobs???

Also I've also wondered hom many men engaged in the same practice during masturbation and whether or not they then questioned their sexuality???

Finally have any men who desired their female parnters finger (or I guess anything else) inserted in them ever found themselves rejected for their request?? And any women, have you had that requested of you and what did you do?

Signed,

Confused in Cleveland...

AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU LADIES ASK OR WONDER...I'M NOT TELLING

I could be just trying to get the thread rolling

LOL...ok. LMAO. while the Lit world is a-sleeping I guess I can take the time to mull over these thoughts…

Mcopado...would you be so kind as to forward this onto your "friend".

Dear Confused , as this is a public post in a place where there are those infinitely more experienced...both at doing and giving advice, please only consider this MY feelings on the subject and hope others will chime in too. Your partner/s felings on the subject could be completely different so remeber to talk to her about it too.

Anal play. talk about a subject that could have its own web ring (and no doubt does) let alone it's own thread but here are my answers to ur questions as succinctly as possible...

Do women enjoy anal masturbation? And really I guess this kinda refers to anal play during intercourse too. Some do, some don't. Do I? You betcha. But then again for every woman I know who likes a little action down there while she's pleasuring herself , or while her partner is giving a hand…there's at least one I know who doesn't…or just hasn't tried it yet.

So what do we like doing? There's as many possibilities as with pussy play!! Name the things women like to insert into their pussy, now if they're anything like me…just change the word pussy to ass. Albeit, one thing I find though, while I'm always up for a nice hard pussy fuck…I have to be in the right frame of mind to enjoy anal. But once I'm in that mind frame…LOL I apologise in advance for the scratches.

As for rim jobs…stick your tongue out pointed and lick your hand..now flatten your tongue and push against your hand…feel the two distinct different effects? now imagine being on all fours with two hands holding your but cheeks open and a wet tongue doing that on your sensitive asshole. I don't know about the other women. But I goddamn love it.

Men…I hear, don't know where…aren't the same as women. I know!! What a revelation! you heard it here first people!!
And men don't have pussies and women don't have cocks … well ok, mostly that applies (but u can never be too careful in this wonderful world of Lit that I love) but we do both have assholes. Some more than one, unfortunately, but I'm talking about the one that's hiding between the butt cheeks. women don't have the prostate gland…and here my lovely Literoticans lies the great debate, why do women even enjoy anal if they're not getting that stimulation that men get. I don't know…but just be glad we do or else where would all you anal freaks be ;-)

Now, I know you're out there *waving* hello? I see you. Yes, you! The guy who thinks that sticking a finger up his butt makes him gay. Well unless your thumb has a penis, testicles, the ability to get a driver's license and vote, I'm sorry to break it to ya…this doesn't make you gay. I know, it's hard. Don't despair, I didn't say you weren't gay, just that THIS doesn't make you gay.

So, feel free to go exploring, once you've finished, wash your hands and subsequent toys (with hot water and soap) and come back to tell me about it, I'd love to hear all about it.

 

[Shimp]

AP, hello my first time in your little world here. How are you and any questions for me?

 

[asian_princess]

AP, hello my first time in your little world here. How are you and any questions for me?

Hey Shimp!!

wow so honoured to have you in my humble abode
I'm great!! ... having the lit boards all to my lonesome self it seems at this time hehe and my very first question to you would be the same!!
How's ya day been?? anything weird and wonderful happen? ...or hey, i'll even take just weird...the weirder the better!!

 

[Shimp]

Hey Shimp!!

wow so honoured to have you in my humble abode
I'm great!! ... having the lit boards all to my lonesome self it seems at this time hehe and my very first question to you would be the same!!
How's ya day been?? anything weird and wonderful happen? ...or hey, i'll even take just weird...the weirder the better!!

Well my day was actually great, we played pictionary at work all day and then had a few meetings this evening, getting up for work in 3hours,,,,shit. So what do you mean by weird, everyone has different meanings of weird. What are you into?