Deal breakers...what are yours?

[alt_ego]

Locked back doors.

 

[filt]

The toilet paper downside up.

No as bad as when it is not replaced. Dear lord, that puts me into a full fat meltdown!

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

No as bad as when it is not replaced. Dear lord, that puts me into a full fat meltdown!

Both should be made illegal imo. I’d happily turn family members in for breaking those laws. I’ve even got the cuffs to make a citizen’s arrest...

 

[Chillygirl]

People who take themselves too seriously...if we can’t play Guitar Hero all night and have backstage parties we can’t be friends.

 

[Darkhand98]

Someone being consistently late that ones a dealbreaker. Even more so when they realise and do nothing to change them being late in the future

 

[Corbal]

The only real deal breaker I have is being unable to pay for my stellar services.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Someone offering me green apple flavored candy.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Mayonnaise.

 

[mickyp123]

Smoking, someone who cant hold a steady job, someone who cant get through a single sentence without using an expletive

Fuck it, just lost my job again and cant even buy a pack of cigarettes.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Flinging the car door open

Anyone who flings a car door open in a parking lot and puts a dent in the next car over would be rejected by me and they really should be put in an asylum.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Flatulent people in elevators

Anyone that is leaking noxious gas in an elevator does not belong under the same sheets that I sleep in.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Gas station pizza eaters

Men that have breath that smells like gas station pizza need to be put in isolation and should not be in relationships with humans.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Letting their dog jump on me

Guys that have dogs on a leash and yet let the dog jump on me and run my nylons. Both the guy and his dog should be sold as protein on the wet market in Wuhan.

 

[30bandits]

The only real deal breaker I have is being unable to pay for my stellar services.

take plastic?

 

[30bandits]

hairy legs and armpits.

 

[Corbal]

take plastic?

You can try to swipe it but I don’t have a chip reader in the crack of my ass.

 

[mickyp123]

You can try to swipe it but I don’t have a chip reader in the crack of my ass.

Their Cuntactless now you know

 

[Lonelywife1205]

You can try to swipe it but I don’t have a chip reader in the crack of my ass.

What did we ever do before Venmo?

 

[Corbal]

Their Cuntactless now you know

Oh Mickey, I’ve no doubt that you know. Haha.

What did we ever do before Venmo?

Venmo tricking.

 

[Orchidea73]

Personal hygiene
Jealousy

 

[barefootgirl69]

Arrogance instead of confidence.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Speaking out of two sides of the mouth

 

[KinkyLaughs]

That was not meant for anyone in particular just a general annoyance. I just looked up “charred steak with ketchup” though. I actually hadn’t heard that before about him. Didn’t mean to add any political slant to it.

I prefer steak medium rare.

Just a hilarious coincidence then.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Smoking
Shoes in the bed
Coldness

 

[TheOriginalSA]

A heartless woman


Consistent Bad Order ( you're allowed to have an off day, but if that's the norm, fuck that )