Dead Cert Lays

[Starblayde]

How many of you have turned down dead cert lays? How and why did you?

I'm talking primarily to the guys here... as any woman on the planet can walk into a club and get a shag at the end of the night if they want one.

 

[phrodeau]

I've done it.

I ended up on a double date with a willing girl that just didn't appeal to me. She was pretty pissed.

 

[loveyamon]

How many of you have turned down dead cert lays? How and why did you?

I'm talking primarily to the guys here... as any woman on the planet can walk into a club and get a shag at the end of the night if they want one.

Hey mon I'm a guy but I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

 

[DarkAngel]

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Hey mon I'm a guy but I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I am in the same boat..

I need a translation

 

[Starblayde]

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Hey mon I'm a guy but I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

OK mister big-stud-no-standards, here's my thoughts.

On Saturday I was in my local pub having some quiet ales with a mate and playing a bit of pool. A thirty-something woman had been looking at me all night, with her friends and came up to me and said "I think you're dead nice, you".

I *could* have gone for it and taken her home at the end of the night but didn't.

And that, my friend, is turning down a dead cert lay

 

[k¡tty]

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OK mister big-stud-no-standards, here's my thoughts.

On Saturday I was in my local pub having some quiet ales with a mate and playing a bit of pool. A thirty-something woman had been looking at me all night, with her friends and came up to me and said "I think you're dead nice, you".

I *could* have gone for it and taken her home at the end of the night but didn't.

And that, my friend, is turning down a dead cert lay

May I ask why?


And doesn't that kind of blow your theory that any woman can get laid at the end of the night? Considering you blew her off. ;-)

 

[DarkAngel]

Okay.. why would you want to just fuck the first thing you see any ways?

 

[Starblayde]

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May I ask why?


And doesn't that kind of blow your theory that any woman can get laid at the end of the night? Considering you blew her off. ;-)

Why? Because I didn't want to she was quite blatantly the most attractive of the bunch, but I just didn't want to.


I'm sure she went somewhere else and grabbed a random bloke.

 

[Guest]

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May I ask why?


And doesn't that kind of blow your theory that any woman can get laid at the end of the night? Considering you blew her off. ;-)

It also probably ruins any chance she might try again.......Loser.

 

[loveyamon]

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OK mister big-stud-no-standards, here's my thoughts.

On Saturday I was in my local pub having some quiet ales with a mate and playing a bit of pool. A thirty-something woman had been looking at me all night, with her friends and came up to me and said "I think you're dead nice, you".

I *could* have gone for it and taken her home at the end of the night but didn't.

And that, my friend, is turning down a dead cert lay

Thanks for the translation , I've never heard that phrase before.

 

[Carp]

I have- she smelled bad and was drunk...And pissed when I declined.

 

[Starblayde]

dead cert [slang]

a certainty. e.g. Mike Tyson Vs Hanns Schmidt in a boxing contest "Iron Mike is a dead cert to win this bout"

lay [slang]

To be fucked, or to fuck.

 

[k¡tty]

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Why? Because I didn't want to she was quite blatantly the most attractive of the bunch, but I just didn't want to.


I'm sure she went somewhere else and grabbed a random bloke.

Trust me sweetpea I'm not saying what you did was a bad thing. We all have times when we aren't in the mood, and even as attractive as someone is it doesn't make them your type.




heh GP. Personally I've never gone up to a man, or had my friends do it for me, and say that I found them attractive. But I can say that if I ever did and the dude didn't snap that offer up.. it would be the last time I ever did.

 

[k¡tty]

dead cert [slang]

a certainty. e.g. Mike Tyson Vs Hanns Schmidt in a boxing contest "Iron Mike is a dead cert to win this bout"

lay [slang]

To be fucked, or to fuck.

The English and their slang are so cute.

 

[Starblayde]

The English and their slang are so cute.

I'm English.... and use slang....

WOOHOO!

 

[DarkAngel]

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It also probably ruins any chance she might try again.......Loser.

*smack*

 

[Cleopatra]

The English and their slang are so cute.

And what luck! We have a translator!

 

[Starblayde]

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It also probably ruins any chance she might try again.......Loser.

Yes, obviously a drunken thirty-something will never try to tell a twenty-year old she thinks he looks nice

 

[k¡tty]

I'm English.... and use slang....

WOOHOO!

So do you often say "Fancy a shag luv?" or refer to girls as birds, gits, bints or tarts? Do you call masturbating, wanking? When irritated over a project do you say, "This is doing my tits in!" ?



Englishman are my weakness. lol

 

[Starblayde]

So do you often say "Fancy a shag luv?" or refer to girls as birds, gits, bints or tarts? Do you call masturbating, wanking? When irritated over a project do you say, "This is doing my tits in!" ?

Englishman are my weakness. lol

I don't say 'fancy a shag, luv'... I'm far too proper for that.... Although I do wank, rather than masturbate.

Girls I'll call birds... and tarts or bints will only come prefixed by 'dizzy', 'dozy' or 'stupid'

Git is something completely different, though

And when someone falls over, they go 'arse over tits' instead of 'head over heels'

 

[k¡tty]

I don't say 'fancy a shag, luv'... I'm far too proper for that.... Although I do wank, rather than masturbate.

Girls I'll call birds... and tarts or bints will only come prefixed by 'dizzy', 'dozy' or 'stupid'

Git is something completely different, though

And when someone falls over, they go 'arse over tits' instead of 'head over heels'

lol I know all the definitions for them doll.


Someone needs to ruffle you up a bit.. hearing "fancy a shag, luv" said in a proper English accent is quite sexy... trust me. ;-)

 

[Starblayde]

Someone needs to ruffle you up a bit.. hearing "fancy a shag, luv" said in a proper English accent is quite sexy... trust me. ;-)

Depends on your definition of 'proper'

Hugh Grant or the cast of Lock Stock and 2 somking barrells?

 

[Guest]

lol I know all the definitions for them doll.


Someone needs to ruffle you up a bit.. hearing "fancy a shag, luv" said in a proper English accent is quite sexy... trust me. ;-)

Is that "proper" as in "posh"? Try hearing it in a Wesh accent! *Melt*

 

[paganangel]

i'm partial to, " 'allo luv, fancy a tumble?" myself.

 

[k¡tty]

Is that "proper" as in "posh"? Try hearing it in a Wesh accent! *Melt*

Yes it is.




I have several friends from the UK.. and there are three of them that have to die for accents.


Have you gotten that mic yet Star? ;-)