Dead Baby Jokes

[arienette]

Okay, I have crude humor and I love it and most of all, I love dead baby jokes.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

you are so totally sick ari.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

What do you use to unload a truck full of dead babies?? A Pitch Fork!

You are very sick, Ari

 

[TheEarl]

What's red and white and can't turn around in tight corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its head.

I'm shocked and appalled at all of us <grins>

The Earl

 

[arienette]

What's red and white and can't turn around in tight corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its head.

I'm shocked and appalled at all of us <grins>

The Earl

We are horrible people...Just downright horrible!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

'Cuz the baby was was holding it's tail.


Damn, we're all going to hell for this.

 

[TheEarl]

Off Zeb's jokes

How do you make a one-armed monkey fall out of a tree?
Wave at him.

What turns red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.

The Earl

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What is red and white and goes 100 mph?

A dead baby in a blender.



I am damned to hell for sure now!

 

[Remec]

What do you use to unload a truck full of dead babies?? A Pitch Fork!

You are very sick, Ari

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A: A truckload of dead babies with one live one stuck on bottom of the pile somewhere, eating its way out.



*nodding*
Ah know, Ah know...sick barely begins ta describe it....

 

[fallenupright]

Whats the difference between a Porsche and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage!



I already knew I was going to hell.

 

[Huckleman2000]

How do you get a dead baby across the road?

Tie it to the leg of a chicken.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

How do you make a dead baby float?

Some Root Beer and two scoops of dead baby.


OMG...I can feel the flames already!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

What's pink with red streaks?

A baby sitting in a corner chewing on a razor blade.

What's blue, purple and stinks really bad?

The same baby two weeks later.


(I don't believe in hell)

 

[kendo1]

What's black and sits in a corner?

A baby with its fingers in an electric socket.


What's blue and sits in a corner?

A baby in a plastic bag.




I feel bad. How low can one go?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You hear me, ASHAMED!

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Rumple Foreskin