DCer with criminal lack of bar-pickup skills...

[ubertroll]

I'm an early 20's educated--dare I say urbane?--physically fit, emotionally available man with a sense of humor and a big schlong. You'd think I'd be fending them off with sticks Saturday nights, but, no--I'm not a drinker (or a smoker, for that matter) and I'm uncomfortable with the concept of chatting up women who are drunk while I am sober. It feels exploitive. This, of course, means that my ability to get a date saturday night approaches 'nil'.

Can someone direct me to a DCer's personals thread? lol