Dazed and Confused

[wornoutkeyboard]

Sigh, young virile missionaries. Hey, I've got yer mission right here, baby.

Now Scarlett...you know what I'm talkin about!

 

[NoJo]

Whyever would I do that? I'm Jewish. Don't you know other religions get extra points for converting Jews?

I did however, have a lawn of 3 foot high weeds (things grow fast here in the south...which is good because it gives all the billy-bobs a reason to own a John Deere even if they only have a 4'x4' yard)....and those weeds needed-a-mowin.

Next time my septic needs to be pumped I was thinking about having a spiritual crisis and calling my local mormon temple about it......

~WOK

I see. So when the JW's came by you said "Don't make me plotz", they assumed you wanted them to mow your plot of grass.