Day in the Life of an Almost 6 Year Old in Kindergarten in Israel

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HHarvey is sending his son's experience in Kindergarten (Israel) ....
May be Mr. Chirac in France, and Schröder in Germany should read this, and then they would be less frightened to face reality and not appease to Arabs ... if a 6 year old lad can face up


A Day in the Life of an Almost 6 Year Old in Kindergarten in Israel


Today was a special day in gan (kindergarten) for our inquisitive almost 6year old son. It rained here most of the day and thank G-d, our water supplies have been filling up in the Kinneret and other reservoirs as we have not seen in years. Today the ganenet (kindergarten teacher) had three agenda items to cover with the 5-6 year olds in downtown Efrat.

I tried to absorb it all as he rushed in from his bus ride from gan to our front door. The conversation began in an excited tone of "Abba, Eema, come here so I can tell you what we did in gan today.!"

Here goes the description flow at 4PM by the almost 6 year old sabra.


"Abba, Eema, today we learned about tilim (missiles) and I now understand what is a good teel and a bad teel. You see, our friends in America, you know Los Angeles, America (he thinks that Los Angeles is America) has special good missiles that can catch bad missiles from coming to Efrat.

You see, (as he began to draw) 'this' missile goes up in the sky near Haifa and will catch the bad missile from the Aravim (Arabs).

Then, the President in Los Angeles, America will send his matosim (planes) to catch more missiles.

Our ganenet then showed us our big new 'playroom' which has thick big doors.

She calls it a Miklat (shelter), do we have a miklat in our bayit?.

Guess what Eema, I tried on the mask and it fits, except my kippa keeps falling off in the mask. Can I take off my kippa when I wear my mask?

Also Abba, the ganenet talked about Moshe Rabbeinu and did you know that he died yesterday because it was Zayin Adar (7th Adar)?

Why couldn't we go to his funeral for a tiyul?
Then the ganenet had a surprise orechat (visitor) and it was a chayelet (woman soldier) who explained to us all the sirens and noises that we may hear soon. She played a tape of the different sounds and sirens. Abba, Eema, it sounded like a shofar and it was so loud. The chaylet explained to us what we should do when we hear the sirens in gan. First we have to put on the masks and then we have to go the new playroom, the miklat in our gan. Our ganenet showed us all the water she bought for us. Abba, you know I like apple juice and not water.
Can I bring alot of apple juice to gan for the day when the tilim fall? After our hafsaka (recess) we watched a video of Ilan Ramon, the astronaut when he was in shamayim talking to Rosh Memeshela (Prime Minister). It was so yafe (nice) to see the astronaut talk from shamayim(heaven) to our Rosh Memeshela. Abba, did he talk to him before he died or after he died? The ganenet talked with us about the levaya (funeral) today for Ilan who is coming back on EL AL. She told us that he was a gibor (strong hero) and that he would get to the adama (land) to be put inside it with a flag tomorrow. Eema, can we go to watch him go in the adama tomorrow? Please, I will be good and go to sleep early tonight. So Abba, Eema, we learned about the good tilim and the bad tilim, and the levaya of Moshe Rabbeinu yesterday, and heard the sirens on the tape recorder, and my mask fits me without my kippa." -----------------------------------
 
Weevil said:
This just in:

Nobody respects Busybody's opinions.


I don't think he has any opinions. He can cut and paste better than any sunday school kid I've ever seen though.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
And who the fuck are you?

7000+ posts and no idea who the fuck you are

You insignificant little pleb.

and trust me, I'm devastated to no end.

Loser.
 
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