Day-After Christmas Emergency Psychiatric Clinic

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I was able to persuade my pdoc ("prescribing doctor," to those of you who don't have one) to spend a few days here listening to our Christmas Day traumatic events. Dysfunctional family, dead hamster in kid's Christmas stocking, saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and feel compelled to record a sickening song about it, etc.

Meet Dr. Richter. He's sitting quietly across the room from you, listening. You'll be happy to know that Dr. Richter never - at least in my experience - asks the question, "And how did that make you feel?" He's usually holding his prescription pad in his hand, and checking his watch, but if you have a good story he'll sometimes nod enthusiastically and chime in with an anecdote of his own. We've had more than a few good laughs during my twice-yearly visits, including at least one of those eye-wiping, can't-catch-my-breath laughs. Something about one of my jobs.

I think he has a degree, too. You'll like him.

It's a comfy if low-rent office, with brown carpeting, brown plaid chairs, and big boxes of Kleenex everywhere. Dr. Richter is in his forties and has a long beard and likes to take his kids camping. He's kind of a granolan, but easy to talk to.

In fact, you can tell him anything.

(He knows that I could have him investigated for writing an open-ended Ambien prescription.)

:D


Okay, let's hear it. How was your holiday? Did you finally get that pony you wanted when you were a kid?

How did that make you feel?
 
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Wait a second...We had about 2,017 posts to the depression threads, and nobody has a traumatic Christmas story to share with Dr. Richter?
 
Sorry, ella. I channeled my grandmothers in order to make 12 dozen tamales. They came out perfectly and the only trauma was to my upper arms from beating the masa to pass the 'cold water float test'.

My beautiful 12-year old niece played Bach on her cello and I received fine gifts. I also count my sister-in-law as a girlfriend. The weather was lovely too.

contentedly, Perdita :rolleyes:
 
perdita said:
Sorry, ella. I channeled my grandmothers in order to make 12 dozen tamales. They came out perfectly and the only trauma was to my upper arms from beating the masa to pass the 'cold water float test'.

My beautiful 12-year old niece played Bach on her cello and I received fine gifts. I also count my sister-in-law as a girlfriend. The weather was lovely too.

contentedly, Perdita :rolleyes:

just how friendly is that sis-in-law perdy?

seriously, ella, does the doc ever use that perscription pad, or is he just writing Lit poetry on there?

my kid has bronchitis, my wife, who is recovering froom surgery in a most impatient way misses her boyfriend, dinner was overcooked, but hey, in addition to the book I had read, the clothes I don't need, I got the new wallet I need and the Joss Stone CD I want, plus lots of chocolate . Life is good.
 
Dysfunctional family events? I was not aware I was suppose to notice a change at Christmas.

Oh, I get it you want them to talk to the dr.R about me! :)
 
Stuffy nose

Not technically Xmas Day but did involve wrapping paper off gifts. My 5 yr old daughter decided shredding the paper and inserting into her nose would be fun yesterday. Thankfully no damage done except to my already wrecked nerves. Don't ya just love the holidays? aarrgghh!!!!!:eek:
 
sirhugs said:
my wife, who is recovering froom surgery in a most impatient way misses her boyfriend

You know, I'm starting to miss him too. Your wife thinks he should focus on her completely because of the surgery, but I have needs too.



:heart:
 
shereads said:
You know, I'm starting to miss him too. Your wife thinks he should focus on her completely because of the surgery, but I have needs too.



:heart:

well, he's away till spring.....no doubt she'll get restless..you might too....
 
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