Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[george55]

...where his brain was supposed to be?

hello dear......welcome to world of laptops!!!!!!!


now remember no wine or coffee in keyboard!!!!

 

[bearlee]

I just know ran prob'ly won't appreciate this that much ... but I'm sure bear will, regardless of what he says. Plus, DiJ sounds like he's pretty hungry too, right now. So, from the people over at PWEETA, here ya go ... ... ...

COOKING YOUR CAT​

Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured (cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be "cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin.

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness​

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

Persnicketiest, I tell ya. That's gotta be pretty damned good.

Damn-this makes me hungry

Nice pics. You sure look like you enjoy yourself.

Thanks for stopping by and by the way, don't listen to that George dude-he's a sicko whackjob although quite normal I'm told from he comes from

 

[bearlee]

True.....true


even the dragon learned at the expense of his scales!!!!!!!!!!





and hey, bear gives blowjobs to newbys............

No George-Bear doesn't give blowjobs to newbies-nice try though-I know you're still upset Tom and DiJ never gave you one

 

[bearlee]

...where his brain was supposed to be?

Don't encourgae DiJ-he's really not all that funny and you know what else-he eats live cats and throws the boners to weenie

 

[george55]

No George-Bear doesn't give blowjobs to newbies-nice try though-I know you're still upset Tom and DiJ never gave you one

 

[TomOne]

No George-Bear doesn't give blowjobs to newbies-nice try though-I know you're still upset Tom and DiJ never gave you one

That's right, George! Bear doesn't give blowjobs until he knows you for a couple of weeks! He lets dawn break 'em in before he absolutely blow's 'em away with his talents!

 

[george55]

That's right, George! Bear doesn't give blowjobs until he knows you for a couple of weeks! He lets dawn break 'em in before he absolutely blow's 'em away with his talents!

either way I'm glad I missed mine.....his talents blowing away squirrels I had no problem with, but the new assault on cats......well.......

 

[Galene]

Don't encourgae DiJ-he's really not all that funny and you know what else-he eats live cats and throws the boners to weenie

Well how else could he eat Cats if not live? By correspondence?
And we all know that Weenie gets tickled to the core by boners

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Yeah, they're fun to kill too

I dont live in Thailand.

 

[TomOne]

I dont live in Thailand.

And here I'd been pronunciating weenieschnitzel with a Thai accent all this time!

I really kinda feel embarrassed over this now, weensie-sone.

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

And here I'd been pronunciating weenieschnitzel with a Thai accent all this time!

I really kinda feel embarrassed over this now, weensie-sone.

well dude, let me reply so:

I am very sure u have no clue where Thailand is!​

No its not some miles behind Ft. Lauderdale
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[TomOne]

well dude, let me reply so:

I am very sure u have no clue where Thailand is!​

No its not some miles behind Ft. Lauderdale

Yeah ... got me there. Us americans are like that, ya know. Hell ... most of us have forgotten where vietnam, cambodia, and laos are too, cuz they never played much of a role in this country either ... so why would thailand be any different.

Course, there is the small matter that we make a butt load of money off of Malaysia ... so that federation we keep track of. But all the rest of those ... you're right! I have no clue!

But I bet they got some delicious cats there!

 

[Galene]

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But I bet they got some delicious cats there!

I got a delicious kitty right here, in case you want a lil' taste



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[TomOne]

I got a delicious kitty right here, in case you want a lil' taste



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And this is what a guy gets for tryin' to be intellectual around here!

Wellllll ... ok! If you insist ... spread 'em wide baby!

 

[Galene]

And this is what a guy gets for tryin' to be intellectual around here!

Wellllll ... ok! If you insist ... spread 'em wide baby!

Hold on, I need to peel off these sticky panties first

 

[george55]

Hold on, I need to peel off these sticky panties first

yum, those fragrances........

 

[bearlee]

I got a delicious kitty right here, in case you want a lil' taste



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Speaking of kitties, did this ever happen to you?

There you are , having a dinner party... your parents are there, your in-laws are there, your boss and his wife are there, the minister and his wife are there, you're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner, then in walks the

 

[Galene]

Speaking of kitties, did this ever happen to you?

There you are , having a dinner party... your parents are there, your in-laws are there, your boss and his wife are there, the minister and his wife are there, you're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner, then in walks the dog

Not as bad as when your offspring walks in...


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[bearlee]

Not as bad as when your offspring walks in...


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DiJiT's your kid Bad things always happen to nice people don't they

 

[Galene]

DiJiT's your kid Bad things always happen to nice people don't they

I don't really see why it would be all that bad for him to have me as Mom

 

[bearlee]

I don't really see why it would be all that bad for him to have me as Mom

That would be great for him but you have to admit, as a mom, it would be horrible having him as your seed if you know what I mean-don't be making mean faces at me

 

[TomOne]

That would be great for him but you have to admit, as a mom, it would be horrible having him as your seed if you know what I mean-don't be making mean faces at me

Gotta admit ... bear has a point here!

Not a very bright one, mind you ... but a point nonetheless!

I kinda like all the mean faces on this thread!

It adds some character to it!

 

[Galene]

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[TomOne]

It's about time this damn thread got some meaningful entertainment value to it!

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[Galene]

Umm... okay... I'll do what I can!



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