Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[MaverickMan]

What

The first picture is an excellent likeness of you!

Hi Lee!

 

[bearlee]

The first picture is an excellent likeness of you!

Hi Lee!

Yeah-but that was before-now I look like the second one I'm sure why I look so scrunched up all the time though and I got my hair almost cut off because my pythons were getting so damn big I couldn't comb my hair anymore

 

[MaverickMan]

Yeah-but that was before-now I look like the second one I'm sure why I look so scrunched up all the time though and I got my hair almost cut off because my pythons were getting so damn big I couldn't comb my hair anymore

Oh yeah! I can see how that would be a real problem. If you mean by pythons, those rolls that are hanging over your pants, that would interfere with a lot of stuff.

 

[bearlee]

Amazing what 5 days can do

Geez, you got that right. I started a regimen of dick stretching exercise on the 1st and I was out taking a wee wee and fainted and fell down a ravine and a fireman had to pull grab it up and around the head and drag me out and the news folks showed On the other hand, Amy Robach asked me out Damn she's hot!

Still, it's been

 

[bearlee]

Oh yeah! I can see how that would be a real problem. If you mean by pythons, those rolls that are hanging over your pants, that would interfere with a lot of stuff.

It's called table muscle thank you very much

 

[Beam_of_lite]

What the hell are you doing at work at 11:00 on a Friday night?

 

[bearlee]

What the hell are you doing at work at 11:00 on a Friday night?

Strangley enough working-I don't want to come in tomorrow but I'm done now and I can finish the rest on Sunday. Besides, my hose is caught in my desk drawer in the other office

Later Beamer

 

[MaverickMan]

Strangley enough working-I don't want to come in tomorrow but I'm done now and I can finish the rest on Sunday. Besides, my hose is caught in my desk drawer in the other office

Later Beamer

What were you doing masterbating in the desk drawer?

 

[bearlee]

What were you doing masterbating in the desk drawer?

I'm not-I'm hosing my secretary but she had to go to the other office to get the head in

 

[joej]

Hey Bear, Just doing a quick stop in to say hi. MrsJ and I both hope the New Year is going good so far, and it only gets better.

 

[bearlee]

Hey Bear, Just doing a quick stop in to say hi. MrsJ and I both hope the New Year is going good so far, and it only gets better.

It's going okay-I've lost a ton of weight and got really muscular which is great-the biggest problem is using public restrooms. I have stand back from the urinals now like about four blocks but other than that it's going great.

Sounds like you and MrsJ are enjoying

 

[Galene]

I'm not-I'm hosing my secretary but she had to go to the other office to get the head in

You mean in the building across the street, right?

 

[NAKEYSNAKEY]

It's going okay-I've lost a ton of weight and got really muscular which is great-the biggest problem is using public restrooms. I have stand back from the urinals now like about four blocks but other than that it's going great.

Sounds like you and MrsJ are enjoying

Hell just hang it out the window...that what I do!! "Oh mommy Look at that little worm in the window!!"

 

[bearlee]

You mean in the building across the street, right?

Across the street and down the block

Hell just hang it out the window...that what I do!! "Oh mommy Look at that little worm in the window!!"

 

[catsr2wild]

You know I've missed this thread.......

 

[Galene]

Across the street and down the block

It's a landmark. You ask somebody for directions, they'll say..."follow Lee's dick for two blocks, then turn left, you can't miss it"

 

[bearlee]

It's a landmark. You ask somebody for directions, they'll say..."follow Lee's dick for two blocks, then turn left, you can't miss it"

Exactly-but it only works if something is no more than 2.3 miles away

 

[bearlee]

You know I've missed this thread.......

Tonight's the big night-not that I'm a big Bucks fan although Dawn is

 

[MaverickMan]

Tonight's the big night-not that I'm a big Bucks fan although Dawn is

Wow! I always though that the Ohio State team was a bunch of blow up dolls. This confirms it.





The Gator teeth will shred them.

 

[Galene]

Exactly-but it only works if something is no more than 2.3 miles away

How much is that in centimetres?

 

[bearlee]

Wow! I always though that the Ohio State team was a bunch of blow up dolls. This confirms it.





The Gator teeth will shred them.

Between you and me-I hope so!

How much is that in centimetres?

I was actually going to figure this out but then figured I'd just guess:

11,934,208,343,058.317

 

[MaverickMan]

I was actually going to figure this out but then figured I'd just guess:

11,934,208,343,058.317

Not so close and no cigar, even if Dawn wants it.


370,149.12 cm.

 

[Galene]

370,149.12 cm.

Now doesn't that sound impressive! You people ought to go metric, you know

 

[MaverickMan]

Now doesn't that sound impressive! You people ought to go metric, you know

Yeah, but it would be a bitch if you were counting (1,2,3,4..... 234,827.... Oh Damn! I lost count!)

Much easier 1, 2, .3.

Morning Ran.

 

[Mign]

HEY HEY HEY ALL YOU SEXY PEOPLE