Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[supahspaz]

Well, the ANNUAL LIT AWARD voting has started-didn't see anything on Text with Audio but so far, Dawn is nominated as Sexiest Female Character in a Story for Cock Kisses From Ch 4-hope you'll consider her.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414112

Done

 

[supahspaz]

Hey Trackguy,Mav, Art(hope you and Pop are well),Shavedguy,DiJiT,Elle,Vicky and others.............thanks for hangin' around and hope to be spending more time on soon..........kisses.........Dawn

very nice to see you back

Spaz

 

[bearlee]

Hey Bear,

Thought you might be interested in the new Texas hunting licence...

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 Stuffed or mounted attorneys must be state health department "certified-free" for rabies and vermin.

370.04 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.05 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.06 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.08 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.09 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.10 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, drug dealers, pimp, female legal clerk, accident victim, bookie, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.11 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

Sounds like about the only time to do this is on Wednesday afternoons

and i suppose you watched it in black & white too old man

Well, that would be my preference you know.

Wishing Dawn a wonderful FIRST day back to work...

Hi Lee...

She stopped by and seems to love the new job-thanks Elle

Hey, a buddy of mine sent me this. It is SOOO true



This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and!
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+1+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

So I guess you and Gizmo are able to do it then-right?!

 

[ShavedGuy]

Hey Trackguy,Mav, Art(hope you and Pop are well),Shavedguy,DiJiT,Elle,Vicky and others.............thanks for hangin' around and hope to be spending more time on soon..........kisses.........Dawn

Yippee that's good news

Remember to keep two web pages open, Lit being one and the other a medical site

Good to have you back sweetie

 

[bearlee]

done ~rose~ ~kiss~

Me too

Did it

Thanks much-now make sure you vote for the other three

Hey Baby.......thanks........just back from my first day at the new job- I have my own little clinic room with a computer(high speed!), so once I'm there a bit maybe I can get on a bit...........hope things are well with you...........kisses and love...........Dawn

Hi Honey-you know, with a 300 day probationary period-which is just about unheard of-they probably monitor shit on the computer

Hi Beautiful

And I mean DAWN, here

 

[bearlee]

Dawn!!

i've been bad and let our friendship kind of grow apart......you will have to spank me




your still super sexy and i'd love to be your boy toy

hope you are well.... and the bear too

Well, I sure as hell ain't spankin' ya

 

[ShavedGuy]

Well, that would be my preference you know.

I thought maybe you would prefer this one
http://extremejokes.com/images/oz.jpg

 

[bearlee]

I hope that too

very nice to see you back

Spaz

It would be kinda cool if she could do it-I'll have to look at her computer at work and at least figure out how to erase the history

 

[bearlee]

Yippee that's good news

Remember to keep two web pages open, Lit being one and the other a medical site

Good to have you back sweetie

Hey, we watched a movie last night about Africa-I think it was called The Constant Gardner or something like that. I wouldn't watch it for a long time because I don't care for gardening and stuff but Dawn was getting pissed-it wasn't bad. I think the woman playing Tess or Tessa won some kind of Oscar or something for it last night

 

[bearlee]

I thought maybe you would prefer this one
http://extremejokes.com/images/oz.jpg

Knowing this is going to be deleted -I saved it already

 

[ShavedGuy]

Hey, we watched a movie last night about Africa-I think it was called The Constant Gardner or something like that. I wouldn't watch it for a long time because I don't care for gardening and stuff but Dawn was getting pissed-it wasn't bad. I think the woman playing Tess or Tessa won some kind of Oscar or something for it last night

Sounds like it must have been an Oscar for "Most Boring Film" or was it one of those shitty "arty farty" movies?

 

[ShavedGuy]

Knowing this is going to be deleted -I saved it already

Yeah, i was just going to post the link, but thought, Fuck It!
Let the Lit police do their thing if they want. Although i must say either the Lit police are getting lazy or something cause there is plenty of in your face pussy on the threads and it's staying up

 

[JPaul2]

Did it

I voted for her as well, and it looks like she's comfortably ahead.

 

[bearlee]

Our Annual Lit Award Nominations for 2005(4)

1. Dawn-Sexiest Female Character in a Story-Cock Kisses From Dawn Ch 4
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414112

2. Letters & Transcripts-Dawn Tales 01-I'll Be Your Mommy
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414150

3. Text with Audio-Cock Kisses From Dawn 04
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414167

4. Reviews & Essays-My Wedding Vow To You(written for Dawn)
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414164

Hope everyone will consider us in these 4 categories!

 

[Galene]

I'd never call YOU beautiful







devastatingly handsome male, is more like it....

 

[JPaul2]

Our Annual Lit Award Nominations for 2005(4)

1. Dawn-Sexiest Female Character in a Story-Cock Kisses From Dawn Ch 4
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414112

2. Letters & Transcripts-Dawn Tales 01-I'll Be Your Mommy
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414150

3. Text with Audio-Cock Kisses From Dawn 04
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414167

4. Reviews & Essays-My Wedding Vow To You(written for Dawn)
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414164

Hope everyone will consider us in these 4 categories!

I just voted for you two in all four of the categories.

Looks like y'all are kicking ass in a two or three of the categories.

 

[MaverickMan]

Hey, everybody,

There is a new art contest open at

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414066

The subject this week is

Window

Take the time to have a look and vote for your favorite.

There are lots of good entries.

 

[bearlee]

I'd never call YOU beautiful







devastatingly handsome male, is more like it....

I just voted for you two in all four of the categories.

Looks like y'all are kicking ass in a two or three of the categories.

Maybe-the voting goes on until April 6th so really, it's pretty early and Dawn is losing the one story she ever wrote

 

[bearlee]

Hey, everybody,

There is a new art contest open at

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=414066

The subject this week is

Window

Take the time to have a look and vote for your favorite.

There are lots of good entries.

Did Syb get one on there for me

 

[MaverickMan]

Did Syb get one on there for me

Don't know. Did you sign it?

BTW I voted for the literary awards.

 

[bearlee]

Don't know. Did you sign it?

BTW I voted for the literary awards.

Very much appreciated! Yeah, while you were changing AVs I went over and signed it in the lower left pane

 

[MaverickMan]

Very much appreciated! Yeah, while you were changing AVs I went over and signed it in the lower left pane

You must have signed it in the frost and it got warm. Oooops.

 

[MaverickMan]

Hey Trackguy,Mav, Art(hope you and Pop are well),Shavedguy,DiJiT,Elle,Vicky and others.............thanks for hangin' around and hope to be spending more time on soon..........kisses.........Dawn

I've missed you being around. Hope everything is going well for you.

 

[trackguy]

Well, I sure as hell ain't spankin' ya

Thank goodness!!!

 

[sybilrose]

Did Syb get one on there for me

No I didnt "they" wanted you to do your own cuz you are talented so I voted for Mav... Very artsy did you know the stained glass in the picture is actually done by Mav the real thing not one of those paintshop thingys. Not to mention that IS his real thingy in the picture very sexy I thought. I just love Man pictures!