Dawg's Quotation Thread

[Dawg]

I love quotes... all kinds of quotes, and I thought I'd start posting some of my favorites.

You see them everywhere, bumper stickers, t-shirts, billboards, movie quotes, music... some make you laugh, cry, some make you go, huh?

Feel free to add any that you enjoy...

I saw a George Carlin Biography tonight and laughed like I did the first time I saw him in 1973... so here's the first one!


If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter ~ George Carlin

 

[Dawg]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin

 

[Dawg]

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. ~ Humphry Bogart

 

[TeeTee]

Keep Your Laws Off My Body

 

[Dawg]

If you are going through hell, keep going. ~ Winston Churchill

 

[Dawg]

Keep Your Laws Off My Body

Hi Tasty ~ Ain't that the truth!

 

[LustfulOne50]

Carlin...If you hate someone wish then a good day, do to you how much work it takes to have a good day.

 

[babydoll2u]

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all

Woody Allen

 

[Dawg]

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Woody Allen

That is sooooooooo Woody!!!

 

[babydoll2u]

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

 

[Dawg]

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit!
Mel Brooks

 

[Dawg]

Ouch, that hurts!!!!

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Anonymous

 

[babydoll2u]

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Anonymous

LOLOL....



if the shoe fits........

 

[babydoll2u]

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."

Muhammad Ali

 

[babydoll2u]

True friends stab you in the front

Oscar Wilde

 

[Dawg]

LOLOL....

if the shoe fits........

Well, I wasn't part of that survey, so the shoe don't fit me...

Wait a minute, was that a 10 1/2????

 

[Dawg]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Stephen Wright

 

[Dawg]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Emo Phillips

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Two souls with but a single thought. Two hearts that beat as one. ~ Friedrich Halm

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies ~ Aristotle

my love for Him is a journey; starting at forever, and ending at never. ~source unknown

Some of my favorites and have used in my sig line.

 

[Dawg]

Two souls with but a single thought. Two hearts that beat as one. ~ Friedrich Halm

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies ~ Aristotle

my love for Him is a journey; starting at forever, and ending at never. ~source unknown

Some of my favorites and have used in my sig line.

Thanks Elizabeth ~ Those are beautiful!

 

[Dawg]

Here's one I've used in my sig line...

"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life."


Richard Bach ~ A Bridge Across Forever

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Thanks Elizabeth ~ Those are beautiful!

Yes, the are hon and I believe them completely...adding the one from my current sig line.

A heart truly in love never loses hope, but always believes in the promise of love, no matter how long the time and how far the distance. ~ Source Unknown

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Here's one I've used in my sig line...

"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life."


Richard Bach ~ A Bridge Across Forever

Quite beautiful and I believe that's it's true.

 

[Dawg]

Yes, they are hon and I believe them completely...adding the one from my current sig line.

A heart truly in love never loses hope, but always believes in the promise of love, no matter how long the time and how far the distance. ~ Source Unknown

I know you do sweetheart... they are very much you!

 

[Dawg]

Quite beautiful and I believe that's it's true.

Yes it is, and I've had many wonderful comments about it...