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Capt. Jimmy "Blackbeard" Teach
The sun had already made it’s way into the midmorning sky when I made my way up the stairs to my perch alongside the bar atop the roof of the Grass Shack. It was another picture perfect day in Caribbean. The sky was dotted with large puffy clouds; the warm sea breeze blew across the roof, rustling the thatched roof of the bar.
“Slide me over a glass of your remedy, Sam.” I uttered from beneath my sun-bleached cap. “You know the worse thing about not being in your 20’s anymore?”
“What’s that, mon?” Came Sam’s usual deep jovial Island accent from behind the bar.
“The hangovers. I just don’t recover like I used to.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t drink so much, Captain?”
“The Hell you say, man. If I didn’t drink this place’d go out of business. And Sam, don’t call me Captain, especially this early in the morning. You call me Captain and I turn around a look for my Dad.” I flashed his pearly whites at Sam as he slid my Bloody Mary across. “Mmmmm, two stalks of celery soaked in Sam’s Bloody Mary, world’s best breakfast.”
“It’s gonna a be a good day at sea today.” Sam remarked as he looked out across the marina to the open sea.
“Sam you ever gonna go out with me?”
“No, I don’t believe so mon. I don’t do boats.”
Ironic, this man had been born and raised on this island and to my knowledge had never stepped foot on a boat. He’s ridden out class 5 hurricanes rather than boat to safety. Islander my ass!
“You’ve got some early customer’s down there, mon.”
I slowly stood from my stool and wandered over to the edge of the roof and peered down across the parking lot where my customers for my boat charter service would gather. There were indeed a couple of tourists milling around down there. Early is right; the boat doesn’t shove off for another hour and a half.
“Ahoy there!” I called down. The tourists like that kind of shit. “The boats not going anywhere for over an hour. Step inside the Shack an have a drink or early lunch to wait!”
The woman I hailed down to turned to look up at me. Her face stopped the world for just a moment. Blinking a few times and shaking it off, I stepped back to my stool and saddled up to my liquid breakfast.
“Ahh haaahh, You’ll be going out today, eh Teach?” Sam stepped over to me with a big broad smile.
“You know, Tana doesn’t like it when you serve yourself.”
“I seen that look before, mon. You be going out today.”
I looked up at the large bartender with his beaming grin and rolled my eyes. “Don’t you have some glasses to clean, or taps to change or something?”
“Ha ha ha ha, mon you are so predictable.”
The sun had already made it’s way into the midmorning sky when I made my way up the stairs to my perch alongside the bar atop the roof of the Grass Shack. It was another picture perfect day in Caribbean. The sky was dotted with large puffy clouds; the warm sea breeze blew across the roof, rustling the thatched roof of the bar.
“Slide me over a glass of your remedy, Sam.” I uttered from beneath my sun-bleached cap. “You know the worse thing about not being in your 20’s anymore?”
“What’s that, mon?” Came Sam’s usual deep jovial Island accent from behind the bar.
“The hangovers. I just don’t recover like I used to.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t drink so much, Captain?”
“The Hell you say, man. If I didn’t drink this place’d go out of business. And Sam, don’t call me Captain, especially this early in the morning. You call me Captain and I turn around a look for my Dad.” I flashed his pearly whites at Sam as he slid my Bloody Mary across. “Mmmmm, two stalks of celery soaked in Sam’s Bloody Mary, world’s best breakfast.”
“It’s gonna a be a good day at sea today.” Sam remarked as he looked out across the marina to the open sea.
“Sam you ever gonna go out with me?”
“No, I don’t believe so mon. I don’t do boats.”
Ironic, this man had been born and raised on this island and to my knowledge had never stepped foot on a boat. He’s ridden out class 5 hurricanes rather than boat to safety. Islander my ass!
“You’ve got some early customer’s down there, mon.”
I slowly stood from my stool and wandered over to the edge of the roof and peered down across the parking lot where my customers for my boat charter service would gather. There were indeed a couple of tourists milling around down there. Early is right; the boat doesn’t shove off for another hour and a half.
“Ahoy there!” I called down. The tourists like that kind of shit. “The boats not going anywhere for over an hour. Step inside the Shack an have a drink or early lunch to wait!”
The woman I hailed down to turned to look up at me. Her face stopped the world for just a moment. Blinking a few times and shaking it off, I stepped back to my stool and saddled up to my liquid breakfast.
“Ahh haaahh, You’ll be going out today, eh Teach?” Sam stepped over to me with a big broad smile.
“You know, Tana doesn’t like it when you serve yourself.”
“I seen that look before, mon. You be going out today.”
I looked up at the large bartender with his beaming grin and rolled my eyes. “Don’t you have some glasses to clean, or taps to change or something?”
“Ha ha ha ha, mon you are so predictable.”