David Cameron wins by majority- YO!

[duranman]

Despite having to make some very unpopular decisions in the five years of Conservative power, the public have seen sense and given Cameron another 5 years. Labour's Milliband was sadly a joke and is apparently about to resign. His ridiculous decision to a propaganda stunt with that ugly hypocritical cunt Russell Brand was obviously the last straw and his credibility totally diminished. Long live the recovery under a government that knows what it's doing.

 

[phrodeau]

You're about to learn the hard way.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Despite having to make some very unpopular decisions in the five years of Conservative power, the public have seen sense and given Cameron another 5 years. Labour's Milliband was sadly a joke and is apparently about to resign. His ridiculous decision to a propaganda stunt with that ugly hypocritical cunt Russell Brand was obviously the last straw and his credibility totally diminished. Long live the recovery under a government that knows what it's doing.

I hope you need A and E care 5 years into this government. I look forward to you choking on your own blood in the gutter outside the last closed-down unit, whilst Bullingdon types take selfies for lols.

 

[duranman]

I hope you need A and E care 5 years into this government. I look forward to you choking on your own blood in the gutter outside the last closed-down unit, whilst Bullingdon types take selfies for lols.

LOL (!). The socialists in the UK paradoxically look after number one more than anyone: Win a million on a scratchcard and they're suddenly Cameron's slaves. That Russell Brand has made a hypocritical living out of looking like Tiny Tim and talking complete bollocks. Somewhere I have a wonderful list of 10 attributes of a true socialist and I'll bet the vast majority wouldn't account for one....

 

[Wrong Element]

Was Russell Brand actually a major player in this election?

 

[duranman]

Was Russell Brand actually a major player in this election?

Incredibly yes. The arsehole very publicly tried to convince everyone not to vote, then in a contrived interview with Ed Milliband convinced everyone to vote Labour! Labour were completely fucked after that. RB continues to look and sound like a middle aged creep you don't leave with children. Dreadful man...

 

[trysail]

https://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/ed_lemmings_scr1.jpg


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[InWord]

An English political thread. Funny.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Despite having to make some very unpopular decisions in the five years of Conservative power, the public have seen sense and given Cameron another 5 years. Labour's Milliband was sadly a joke and is apparently about to resign. His ridiculous decision to a propaganda stunt with that ugly hypocritical cunt Russell Brand was obviously the last straw and his credibility totally diminished. Long live the recovery under a government that knows what it's doing.

CUNT.

 

[Sean]

Was Russell Brand actually a major player in this election?

Nope.

 

[DesEsseintes]

CUNT.

The perfect come-back, madam. In both senses.

I'm so furious right now. I keep looking around at people in the street and in the supermarket, thinking, 'Was it you? Which one of you stabbed us all in the back?' In my constituency, of course, it was probably all of them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The perfect come-back, madam. In both senses.

I'm so furious right now. I keep looking around at people in the street and in the supermarket, thinking, 'Was it you? Which one of you stabbed us all in the back?' In my constituency, of course, it was probably all of them.

I got a severe bollocking at work. Some of the twats on my section voted Tory and I told them not to come whinging to me to help them write their appeals against salary cuts or potential job losses later in the year, which are fucking inevitable in Local Gov.

 

[Jennifer]

I got a severe bollocking at work. Some of the twats on my section voted Tory and I told them not to come whinging to me to help them write their appeals against salary cuts or potential job losses later in the year, which are fucking inevitable in Local Gov.

My British friend was already told today at work to revamp his resume because

"restructuring" is coming in the very near future.

 

[Recidiva]

I like Russell Brand. I mean, not in "The Tempest" but I can forgive Helen Mirren for dragging him along.

I'm just glad that America isn't the only place with ugly politics. Makes me feel like "We Are The World"

 

[Fata Morgana]

My British friend was already told today at work to revamp his resume because

"restructuring" is coming in the very near future.

We are constantly being restructured. One finishes, another one starts. There's already talk today of getting rid of a load of support workers and the last couple who left have not been replaced.

 

[Jennifer]

We are constantly being restructured. One finishes, another one starts. There's already talk today of getting rid of a load of support workers and the last couple who left have not been replaced.

Yes, this happened to him as well. He's now doing the job of 3 people. I imagine it's

that way everywhere. Here, too. We cut workers back and blame Obamacare.

 

[dolf]

sense... the cuts in social service budgets mean that i'm working below minimum wage in some jobs, because social services won't pay for the extra time it takes to feed a person who can no longer feed themselves, move someone at a speed that doesn't cause them pain, let people go to the toilet and wash every day. so, yeah, well done on voting for that one. there's always some idiot like me who will work for free because if we didn't people would fucking die from these fabulous budget ideas. hoorah! hooray! confuckingratulations.

 

[Jennifer]

sense... the cuts in social service budgets mean that i'm working below minimum wage in some jobs, because social services won't pay for the extra time it takes to feed a person who can no longer feed themselves, move someone at a speed that doesn't cause them pain, let people go to the toilet and wash every day. so, yeah, well done on voting for that one. there's always some idiot like me who will work for free because if we didn't people would fucking die from these fabulous budget ideas. hoorah! hooray! confuckingratulations.

Yes, "idiots" like us who actually give a damn are always going to get fucked over.

ALWAYS.

 

[duranman]

CUNT.

Well you can forget that shag now young lady....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well you can forget that shag now young lady....

I'll shag you when Labour gets back in.

 

[duranman]

I'll shag you when Labour gets back in.

Deal! Though I think that'll be a long, long time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrDNX96NzRs

 

[NeverEndingMe]

I hope you need A and E care 5 years into this government. I look forward to you choking on your own blood in the gutter outside the last closed-down unit, whilst Bullingdon types take selfies for lols.

get a job, and off welfare

then you won't need social services. if you were man enough to pay for your own shit and not live off hand outs

 

[dolf]

get a job, and off welfare

then you won't need social services. if you were man enough to pay for your own shit and not live off hand outs

do you even know what social services actually deal with in the uk, you ranting loony?

 

[Sean]

do you even know what social services actually deal with in the uk, you ranting loony?

Don't quote the retards!

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm just glad that America isn't the only place with ugly politics. Makes me feel like "We Are The World"

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lighter_at_concert.jpg

Lol.