Dave's Star Wars Top Ten

[amelia]

i haven't seen this around anywhere on the boards so i thought i'd post it. hope you enjoy..i did


Top Ten Surprises In The New Star Wars Film

10. Most of the action takes place on Planet Hollywood

9. Jedis interrupting lightsaber battle to change double "A" batteries

8. Jar Jar Binks is shot by enraged Robert Blake

7. Obi-Wan wins the big dirty dancing contest

6. A confused William Shatner keeps showing up looking for Spock

5. Supreme Chancellor passes out after choking on a pretzel

4. "The Force?" -- just a sinus headache

3. All the time C3PO spends bitching about Spider-Man

2. Usual Star Wars opening theme replaced with George Strait's "All My Ex's
Live In Texas"

and finally...number 1....





1. Yoda has sex with a pie

 

[Spinaroonie]

I claim this first post for Conan O'Brien and Triumph!

 

[Azwed]

I claim this first post for Conan O'Brien and Triumph!

Conan rule dave sucks.

 

[perks]

"for me to poop on" triumph the dog.

 

[Randy]

LMAO. Pie!
Randy

 

[Spinaroonie]

Conan rule dave sucks.

Dave is leaps and bounds better than Leno. Leno is only worth watching when he has headlines. Keilborne has his moments, but since he's up against Conan he's just an afterthoguht.

I either watch Dave or KOTH reruns.

Dave is much better when he's NOT interviewing guests.

 

[amelia]

Conan rule dave sucks.

i agree!! i just know so many of you guys like star wars and thought you might get a chuckle....i liked number 7



and actually Kilby rules...

 

[Spinaroonie]

and actually Kilby rules...

"Kilby" is a guy who can read a cuecard and is a reallllly big prick off camera.

Nice on

Asshole off

 

[riff]

I like the concept and forget the hype.

I am an assademic.

Same old shit, but as I say,... pop is the pulse of our society.

Just for you, Ameliaishorny.

 

[amelia]

"Kilby" is a guy who can read a cuecard and is a reallllly big prick off camera.

Nice on

Asshole off

he's always been nice to me

 

[Ice Cold]

A) I'll take dry sardonic wit... for $100.

Q) Who is David Letterman?

late night is allright.

 

[DevilBoy79]

hmm havent seen it, will soon i guess though who knows, those were cute,