darkmaas

[Angeline]

It has come to my attention (ok he told me some months ago) that tomorrow, October 28 is darkmaas' birthday. No doubt I will subjected to a barrage of darkmaas questions as to whyever I started this thread--there may even be some small recrimination, but it will of course be too late. The thread will have been posted.

Those of you who've been here a while will recall that darkmaas came out of what had mostly been lurkage to lose his posting virginity at Lauren.Hynde's birthday party thread. We're not sure to whom, but darkmaas seemed to be claiming he lost it more than once so it could have been group sex. (You may also remember that O.T. and I were in Lauren's birthday cake together--I was holding a poem for him--but never mind that.)

Since that happy day, darkmaas has been around alot and has, imo, made many invaluable contributions to this board. This thread is a happy birthday wish and a thank you for the challenges, the fun and most of all the poems.

Come in and post a poem or birthday greeting, ask darkmass a question (a la smithpeter's "karmadog, this is your life" thread), tell a joke, whatever. If you are female and willing to wear scanty clothing and jump from a cake, I imagine he'd like that, too (but not me dmaas--I'm the thread starter).

Why would you want to post here?

1. You just like him (he is, after all, a very nice person).

2. You're Canadian and into solidarity.

3. You want to get back at him for sucking you into some bizzarro poem challenge (e.g., lava lamp poetry, thermodynamic poetry, Michaelangelo poetry, codpiece poetry, and--inexplicably-- blue bard poetry).

4. You really liked (or really *didn't* like) his review of your poem and want to get back at him. But be nice--he always is.

5. You've nothing better to do.

Anyway, happy birthday my dear friend. So glad you're here.

See obligatory silly illustration attached.

 

[Maria2394]

happ E B' day d'maas

The following is a secret birthday song only known to ancestors of some semi- French shipwreck survivors. These brave souls trudged their way through malaria ridden, snake infested swamps and found refuge in some of the most beautiful country in the states. These hearty men and women managed to become self sufficient while living deep in the mountains of Virginia and North Carolina, ands learned marginal English mixed with a most curious interpretation of French verse that was taught to them by some French speaking Norwegian missionaries many years ago.
The whole thing baffles me, I can barely understand a word they say, but I will share it with you, only because it's your birthday . PS, you sing it aloud to the melody of Happy Birthday

dialects and derelicts

Bone-In Annie

Bone Annie, verse err, she's hot
Bone Annie, thrice there,giv'er a pop
Bone Annie's right ear, she loves dark meat
Bone Annie in her tight rear, Dear Darkmaas
Bone Annie verse err, ahhh twat


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But in all seriousness, Dear Darkmaas, I wish your sexy self a wonderful day. I wish I were there to spank you...hehe

 

[The_Fool]

Putting on a funny pointy hat

Shit......

I'm just showin' up for the drinkin', with a couple of obligatory bottles of single malt....(of course). DM, best wishes and/or condolences, which ever strikes your fancy. We can drowned our sorrows or strike a blow for liberty. As long as we're drinking, we are doing fine....


Fool

 

[Angeline]

Bone-In Annie

Bone Annie, verse err, she's hot
Bone Annie, thrice there,giv'er a pop
Bone Annie's right ear, she loves dark meat
Bone Annie in her tight rear, Dear Darkmaas
Bone Annie verse err, ahhh twat

Gosh. In New Jersey the only variation we learned was that thing about "you look like a monkey and you smell...." Singing it was, as I recall, a popular form of playground torment.

Go Maria.

 

[Linbido]

3. You want to get back at him for sucking you into some bizzarro poem challenge (e.g., lava lamp poetry, thermodynamic poetry, Michaelangelo poetry, codpiece poetry, and--inexplicably-- blue bard poetry).

Huh? It seems llike I've missed some wonderful weirdnedd prior to my arrival here. Does anyone have the thread URLs to those (except the lacrimae, of course, itäs right up there)? It seems well worth diving in to.

Zappy birthday, maas!

 

[Maria2394]

Gosh. In New Jersey the only variation we learned was that thing about "you look like a monkey and you smell...." Singing it was, as I recall, a popular form of playground torment.

Go Maria.

its actually something called drunk monkey poetry, I think, with a variation of the party game, telephone, spoken with a Mayberry accent .
The actual verse is something like this...

Bon anniversaire, a toi
( its been a long time since french class)

 

[champagne1982]

[. . .]2. You're Canadian and into solidarity.
[. . .]5. You've nothing better to do.[. . .]

Happy Bday D'maas. I'm joining my fellow Canuckian in solidarity (I'm freakin' freezin' and bound to be frozen solid soon) on his birthday. I was hoping to catch him in his birthday suit. Would it be too much to ask that you put on the mukluks and parka one time for me?

A poem! he cried,
My pride for a poem!
Ahh poem! he sighed,
An Angeline poem...

A verse! he yelled,
My pen for a verse!
Ahh verse! he beheld.
A Lauren.Hynde verse...

A song! he sobbed,
My gold for a song!
Ahh song! he smiled
A bluesy Fool's song...

Love yas all and the magic you inspire. Thankyou d'maas, for bringing out their voices and happy birthday to you, you talented sir.

 

[Guest]

Happy Birthday, darkmaas!

I hope this works ~ if not Happy Birthday anyway.


http://www.bladezone.com/contents/film/cast-crew/birthday/bday_anime.gif

 

[Angeline]

The Challenge Challenge Thread

urp

 

[Angeline]

poem

poem

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: poem

poem

Yes, indeed.


DM, I raise my coffe mug in a toast over here.

 

[Disposa Girl]

Pre Preprandial

Mon cher bebe, mon sweet darkmaas,
Disposa holds you in her heart.
No matter what may come to pass
Mon cher bebe, mon sweet darkmaas
For she is but a simple lass,
in truth, and your friend from the start.
Mon cher bebe, mon sweet darkmaas,
Disposa holds you in her heart.

 

[perks]

happy birthday, dmaas.

Who knew we were so closely aligned?

 

[eagleyez]

happy birthday-

hope its a great day!!

 

[Angeline]

Perks, baby, nice to see you back here! I think your AV must have scared dmaas. Lol. I seem to have lost him.

 

[darkmaas]

Thank-you one and all

Darkmaas is almost driven to tears. Thanks one and all for the birthday wishes.

Maria: lucky for you, it's a long jog to
the Carolina's.

Champers: Putting mukluks and parkas on seemed to be moving in the wrong direction. We discussed the notion of a birthday suit photo of darkmaas. It was close, but good taste and lack of...er... bandwidth precluded the the inclusion of a picture. Sorry about the cold weather. More flannel!

Lauren: Thanks for the first "Happy Birthday".

Ruffleduck: Ooooh, I love a puzzle. Am I to assume another Scorpio? I hope there's enough room. Just point that tail ... er what am I thinking...

Disposa: I am gobsmacked! (I thought I had to buy a truck.) And a triolet to boot. Makes dancing in Manhatten seem so ... common.

Fool: Only two bottles?

Tristess: He has a nice hat, but can be scary. Jumping out of boxes ... what would the neighbours think?

Angeline: How can I thank you? No regrets ... lol

Now it seems that the Argentinian wine objects to sharing a table with the Portuguese in spite of a free trade agreement with Brazil. (Something about old world snobs). Help me here, Fool! So while I sort the politics out, please let the party continue...

Respectfully,

darkmaas.

 

[perks]

dmaas-22nd, so I'm scales n tails cusp.

 

[perks]

Perks, baby, nice to see you back here! I think your AV must have scared dmaas. Lol. I seem to have lost him.

it's only a little bite.


And thanks, I've been really sick. I still have laryngitis.

 

[WickedEve]

Happy Birthday. I'd bake you a cake but... god help me, I can't cook! My kids beg me to order pizza all the time. The pizza delivery boy always looks at me funny and I feel like such a bad mommy. The last cake I made, the top layer slid off the bottom layer. Anyway, H. Bday. I feel better getting all that off my chest.

 

[darkmaas]

Belated Happy Birthday

to Perks. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Libra influence should engender a certain balance. Nice to be in close proximity to a well balanced Scorpio.

Hope your B'day was a good time. Fool and I would have brought refreshments.

 

[darkmaas]

Eve

I typed a long dissertation revolving around getting stuff off that chest, the effect of gravity on thixotropic mixtures, sliding off the bottom and the merits of a surprized pizza boy, but in the end it made no sense.

You'll have to settle for a simple "thanks" for the kind thought.

darkmaas

 

[perks]

Re: Belated Happy Birthday

to Perks. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Libra influence should engender a certain balance. Nice to be in close proximity to a well balanced Scorpio.

Hope your B'day was a good time. Fool and I would have brought refreshments.

mmmm refreshments. I like those.

Libra balance, scorpio passion, just means I'm passionate about everything, or a walking contradiction with an attitude problem. You have a couch... maybe a bed would be better.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Happy birthday, D'Maas. Happy birthday, Perky.

Hope you had a great day.

I'm so sorry I missed the festivities. My computer decided it was a good time to have a full system crash and stay dead for a couple of days.

 

[Maria2394]

Maria: lucky for you, it's a long jog to the carolinas

hmm, do i take that to mean I missed out on a spanking just because of distance!!! dammit

oh, Im just curious, my Mom was a scorpio..isnt the term "well-balanced scorpio" an oxymoron??

 

[darkmaas]

Perkster said:

You have a couch... maybe a bed would be better.

Have both. Is this a professional consultation?



Maria said:

...isnt the term "well-balanced scorpio" an oxymoron??

If the equilibrium equation is framed in the following way:

Scorpios = the rest of the known Universe

...then a balance is implicit. Ergo, no oxymoron exists.

It is only when the discussion is not framed with scorpio as the centre around which the rest of the universe revolves that logical difficulties arise.

Respectfully

darkmaas.