Dark Angel and ladies of Lit, please step in here

[SexyWench]

I don't know if many of you know this but Dark Angel has broken a couple of ribs and needs some tlc.

Now DA, please lie back and enjoy .....

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Poor baby...where can we kiss that won't hurt?

 

[Oscuridad]

Be gentle with my little savoury...

He's ticklish in the oddest places

 

[DarkAngel]

Anywhere that is not part of my body...


I forgot how much theses things hurt..

 

[Oscuridad]

I think this means he wants a floor show...

My fishnets are at the cleaners

 

[DarkAngel]

I think this means he wants a floor show...

My fishnets are at the cleaners

*where's my potatoe gun*

 

[Oscuridad]

You didn't go for your weapon last time...

Oh wait... maybe you did

 

[SexyWench]

Be gentle with my little savoury...

He's ticklish in the oddest places

Makes me wonder how YOU know that?

 

[Guest]

 

[J.B.]

I refuse.

 

[Oscuridad]

Never mind me, I'm just here to make sure he doesn't...
overextend himself.

 

[Oscuridad]

I refuse.

But I havent even asked you to do the dance of the seven dildoes yet

 

[DarkAngel]

But I havent even asked you to do the dance of the seven dildoes yet

I have 10000 yen!

 

[Oscuridad]

Yes, but how's she supposed to dance while carrying that?

 

[littlekateyes]

I hope you feel better soon.

 

[J.B.]

But I havent even asked you to do the dance of the seven dildoes yet

oh. I'm sorry. ask.

 

[Oscuridad]

oh. I'm sorry. ask.

Ahem.

J.B. Will you do the dance of the seven dildoes to cheer up poor wounded DA? Please?

 

[J.B.]

eh.

 

[JerseyBoy]

J.B. Will you do the dance of the seven dildoes to cheer up poor wounded DA?

How can she dance when our earth is turning?

 

[Oscuridad]

If you plan to torch my Wamsuttah Duvet, Perky will be pissed.

 

[Oscuridad]

eh.

Someone get a hearing aid for J.B. Assuming one of her more ardent stalkers isn't just mistaking her ear for something else.

*gods i'm gonna regret this one*

 

[DarkAngel]

Someone get a hearing aid for J.B. Assuming one of her more ardent stalkers isn't just mistaking her ear for something else.

*gods i'm gonna regret this one*

Just because you are a excellent tasting buttercup..

We forgive you.

 

[Oscuridad]

Oh! The love, I feel the love!

You only say that because she's more likely to slide over to you if she's pissed at me

 

[DarkAngel]

Oh! The love, I feel the love!

You only say that because she's more likely to slide over to you if she's pissed at me

 

[J.B.]

Someone get a hearing aid for J.B. Assuming one of her more ardent stalkers isn't just mistaking her ear for something else.

*gods i'm gonna regret this one*

LMAO!
I meant "eh." as in "meh" I haven't decided or I'm not motivated enough. I apologize for the missing M.