Dangers of pubic hair removal

[PennLady]

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/07/waxing_our_way_to_the_er/

This is a little tongue-in-cheek (and elsewhere, if you like ) article on some stats about injuries suffered during attempted removal of pubic hair. There might be a plot bunny in here, or two.

 

[JoeyKick]

That is a very funny read!! Guess it could be bad!!

 

[PennLady]

I know. It kind of makes you cringe and laugh at the same time.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd not thought of men doing it. An accident down there makes the readers eyes water !

 

[SweetMaj]

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/07/waxing_our_way_to_the_er/

This is a little tongue-in-cheek (and elsewhere, if you like ) article on some stats about injuries suffered during attempted removal of pubic hair. There might be a plot bunny in here, or two.

My computer froze after I clicked on your link.

I just thought you should know.

 

[PennLady]

My computer froze after I clicked on your link.

I just thought you should know.

Sorry, Maj. There's nothing wrong with the link or the page that I know of.

 

[NaokoSmith]

"Grooming accidents", and the picture - that's great.

As a European, I expect to be allowed to be au naturel. I do find it a bit off-putting sometimes when reading American stories if there is a really minute account of exactly how little hair has been allowed to remain. It's a bit like the penis size thing. The scene is getting all hot and steamy and suddenly the tape measure's out and someone's saying: She has half an inch width and so many inches length of hair!

I like Aussie Scribbler's stories because his women are often unashamedly luxuriant and his men gleefully muff diving rather than negotiating smooth slopes with occasional grooming scars!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I like to have my cake and eat it, too.

I don't like hair on the actual labia, because when it's gone, I feel a lot more sensitive, and I enjoy the sensation. But I like to keep some (trimmed) hair on my pubis. Some women can pull off the 'bald' look, but when I'm completely shaved, it looks very wrong to me. Like some weird mix of little girl and woman.

Of course, right now I don't have a sex partner and haven't for five months, so it kinda looks like a rainforest down there.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I like to have my cake and eat it, too.

I don't like hair on the actual labia, because when it's gone, I feel a lot more sensitive, and I enjoy the sensation. But I like to keep some (trimmed) hair on my pubis. Some women can pull off the 'bald' look, but when I'm completely shaved, it looks very wrong to me. Like some weird mix of little girl and woman.

Of course, right now I don't have a sex partner and haven't for five months, so it kinda looks like a rainforest down there.

Mmm, exciting adventures in the rainforest!

That's how I feel with the totally shaved thing, it's got a bit of little girl in it. Some stories also have a lot of the male character calling the female character 'baby' and combined with the nude pubis, I start to feel uneasy about that after a while.

 

[YDB95]

Definitely a fan of the wild, untrimmed bush, as several of my stories reflect. I'm sorry to hear people are actually injuring themselves while shaving, of course, but hope springs eternal for pubes to make a comeback...

 

[Handley_Page]

I prefer the shaved labia and a 'crew cut' pubis or a landing strip, etc..

It raises an interesting question; How should a lady shave down there?
[I was very nervous shaving my late wife]

 

[NaokoSmith]

I prefer the shaved labia and a 'crew cut' pubis or a landing strip, etc..

It raises an interesting question; How should a lady shave down there?
[I was very nervous shaving my late wife]

HP, you are a ba-aad boy, posing as the Sweeney Todd of genital shaving!
That was really a bit ...

 

[PennLady]

I have to admit this is something I never describe in my stories one way or the other. I have no interest in adding this detail (it hasn't mattered so far) and so the reader can imagine it as he or she likes.

 

[JoeyKick]

I prefer the shaved labia and a 'crew cut' pubis or a landing strip, etc..

It raises an interesting question; How should a lady shave down there?
[I was very nervous shaving my late wife]

I agree. Actually, i like a shaved labia and untrimmed pubis. I asked my wife to grow out her bush but failed to mention just the pubis. Last week, i went into the jungle for cunnilingus and ended up flossing my teeth!

 

[Handley_Page]

I agree. Actually, i like a shaved labia and untrimmed pubis. I asked my wife to grow out her bush but failed to mention just the pubis. Last week, i went into the jungle for cunnilingus and ended up flossing my teeth!

Ha Ha

 

[SweetMaj]

Sorry, Maj. There's nothing wrong with the link or the page that I know of.

I'm not 100% certain it was the link or the page that caused it. /

Everything seems to be fine as I'm writing this.

 

[YDB95]

I have to admit this is something I never describe in my stories one way or the other. I have no interest in adding this detail (it hasn't mattered so far) and so the reader can imagine it as he or she likes.

I like that idea. (Can't tell you how many times I was enjoying a story until it was announced that the woman was shaved clean whereas I had been imagining her with a nice full bush.) I have to admit, though, I often do describe it at length in my stories...but it's often a significant plot point, so I have to.

 

[TE999]

That article brings a whole new dimension to the condition of 'chapped lips'.

Seriously, I mean, drunken genital shaving? Holy crap! It hurts enough when you get a paper cut on your finger, but a slash on your junk? Eeeewww!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm glad HM doesn't want mine shaved. I mean, where would I stop?

 

[SweetMaj]

I'm glad HM doesn't want mine shaved. I mean, where would I stop?

That's a good one, Bear.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm glad HM doesn't want mine shaved. I mean, where would I stop?

When it starts to hurt?
When you see loads of blood?
When the anaesthetic wore off ?

 

[someoneyouknow]

Ya gotta be careful folks. Sharp metal surfaces and tender skin don't mix.

Though as Dr. Evil said:

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[mynameisben]

Pubic hair removal is dangerous. It's a job that should be left to professionals. That's why I have mine shaved by my barber. Admittedly, it is rather awkward to sit upside down in the barber's chair with my pants off, but the results are worth it.

 

[annanova]

This is a little tongue-in-cheek (and elsewhere, if you like ) article on some stats about injuries suffered during attempted removal of pubic hair. There might be a plot bunny in here, or two.

I shared this with the woman I'm currently in a show with. We spent the rest of the evening making horrible jokes about shaving accidents and Red Lobster. At the pub after that night's performance, the two men in the show sat us down and asked us what we were laughing at, and they both cringed when I pulled up the article and read them the statistics for male shaving injuries.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That line about hiding under a desk, hugging yourself and crying seems perfectly apt.