Dangers of Miniaturization, "The Foreskin Bomber!"

[JackLuis]

Ann Coulter brings this up.

When O'Reilly and Coulter get together, who knows what they will come up with?

 

[Handley_Page]

Ann Coulter brings this up.

When O'Reilly and Coulter get together, who knows what they will come up with?

Who ?

 

[JackLuis]

Now this!

Not only do we have to worry about underwear and foreskin bombers, now the dogs have given up!

I say when you've lost the German shepherds, you might not get reelected.

 

[Handley_Page]

Now this!

Not only do we have to worry about underwear and foreskin bombers, now the dogs have given up!

I say when you've lost the German shepherds, you might not get reelected.

Shouldha used Springers.

 

[JackLuis]

Then you never know what will happen when you mix the uneducated with high explosives.

It's short:

"Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said.

The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi.

Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers."

"Sorry about that!"

I haven't used that line in a long time.

Oh! What about premature detonation of a foreskin bomber.

 

[3113]

I say when you've lost the German shepherds, you might not get reelected.

I think the picture says it all...

The dog obviously heard about sniffing underwear and foreskins and gave up.

 

[3113]

"Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin"---Ann Coulter

[Raises hand] Aren't radical, suicide-bomber Islamics circumcised?

 

[JackLuis]

[Raises hand] Aren't radical, suicide-bomber Islamics circumcised?

Duno know? I never looked?

 

[3113]

Duno know? I never looked?

I kinda think they are. Which kinda puts the kabosh on that plan. Unless it's a radical Christian bomber?

So, Jack, how much explosives would you be able to hide under your foreskin?

 

[JackLuis]

Circumsized and bald am I.

Besides who would want to be checked for suspicious lumps in their foreskin by the TSA?

I can imagine the scene:
"Ms. Coulter, I'm afraid that your number came up, please step into the scanner and hold you hands in the air?"

"Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to subject you for further screening. Harry get the scope!" Please undress and hand your garments to Ms. Johnson. Oh now bend over, we can't be too careful now can we?"

 

[JamesSD]

The last few times I flew I brought on a very potent bomb making material with no trouble.

My Laptop battery.

Flying will never be 100% safe. Neither is driving a car or shopping at the mall. Deal with it, people.

 

[3113]

The last few times I flew I brought on a very potent bomb making material with no trouble.

My Laptop battery.

You had a laptop battery under your foreskin?

 

[JackLuis]

You had a laptop battery under your foreskin?

Gives a whole new meaning to "An Electrifying Erection" doesn't it?

 

[TE999]

I read recently of a homicide bomber that carried his explosives in 'a body cavity'. Now unless he was chewing a plug of CP4, that leaves the Hershey Highway. We need to start watching for people in airports who walk as if they had a cob up their ass.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I read recently of a homicide bomber that carried his explosives in 'a body cavity'. Now unless he was chewing a plug of CP4, that leaves the Hershey Highway. We need to start watching for people in airports who walk as if they had a cob up their ass.

Are we back to "Dirty Bombs" again

 

[TE999]

Are we back to "Dirty Bombs" again

Dirty and Smelly Bombs. Ewww.

 

[DeeZire]

Anne Coulter: "I promise you if they start doing all this your naked body will show up on [the New York Post's] Page Six" gossip column.

I think Anne's fear is based on two things. #1 A full body scan would reveal the stick up her ass. #2 A full body scan would reveal her true sex. No wonder she's so concerned.

 

[JackLuis]

Great Idea Boris!

Seems the Irish found that explosives came into thier country by air, but thier 'TSA' didn't catch it and ...

Oops!

 

[3113]

Seems the Irish found that explosives came into thier country by air, but thier 'TSA' didn't catch it and ...

It was the dog's fault (kinda like when the dog eats your homework).

And I'm still waiting for some guy here with a foreskin to let me know just how much explosives he could fit under there....

 

[JackLuis]

It was the dog's fault (kinda like when the dog eats your homework).

And I'm still waiting for some guy here with a foreskin to let me know just how much explosives he could fit under there....

Less that a kilo, I'm sure.