Damned with faint (or downright bizarre) praise

[Softouch911]

Blessings on you.

I hope you don't mind me asking this, but is that AV you? It reminds me in the most unsettling way of someone I used to know.

LOL. I've been told it looks like Superboy, a 70's porn star, and someone's uncle.

I'll change it soon but am enjoying the feedback more than I should I guess.

I do wear glasses. Oh, and I have bookshelves, too. And, in fact, a red shirt (buttoned, as there is still ice on the ground here).



Softouch

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's just occurred to me to amuse myself imaging what my admirer will make of "Will" (other than paper airplanes). "maybe you should make him fistHer," perhaps? Or "i liked it Except the ending"?

The mind boggles.

Shanglan

 

[LadyJeanne]

It's just occurred to me to amuse myself imaging what my admirer will make of "Will" (other than paper airplanes). "maybe you should make him fistHer," perhaps? Or "i liked it Except the ending"?

The mind boggles.

Shanglan

As 1 of ur biggest fans, I think u should have sex on every page. I have to read thru 2 many words to find the sex. I don't want 2 work that hard. How m I s'posed to get off if I have 2 read 2 much?

 

[BlackShanglan]

As 1 of ur biggest fans, I think u should have sex on every page. I have to read thru 2 many words to find the sex. I don't want 2 work that hard. How m I s'posed to get off if I have 2 read 2 much?

Just lay back, pet the snake, and think of England, dearest

 

[LadyJeanne]

Just lay back, pet the snake, and think of England, dearest

*pet pet pet*

George V, George VI, Richard, Henry VIII, Victoria...yes, yes, ohmygod, yes...

 

[Softouch911]

As 1 of ur biggest fans, I think u should have sex on every page. I have to read thru 2 many words to find the sex. I don't want 2 work that hard. How m I s'posed to get off if I have 2 read 2 much?

I once had an English major tell me she didn't like to read.






Softouch

 

[Guest]

I once had an English major tell me she didn't like to read.


Softouch

You promised not to tell!!!



Ahem.

Shang, you should certainly have sex in every paragraph.

I mean honestly, in order to catch the reader you should probably have the characters engaged during the first sentence!

Plot, subplots, story ideas . . . what on earth are you thinking???

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shang, you should certainly have sex in every paragraph.

I mean honestly, in order to catch the reader you should probably have the characters engaged during the first sentence!

Plot, subplots, story ideas . . . what on earth are you thinking???

Well, in the last one I was thinking, "It's a hanging offense, so it might take a little while to work up it." But now I see the error of my ways. I shall revise and include a fisting scene in the first paragraph.

Shanglan

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Well, in the last one I was thinking, "It's a hanging offense, so it might take a little while to work up it." But now I see the error of my ways. I shall revise and include a fisting scene in the first paragraph.

Shanglan

Ahhh...

But will there be an ostrich?

Q_C

 

[Guest]

Ahhh...

But will there be an ostrich?

Q_C

LMAO!!!

 

[kendo1]

So there I was with this ostrich, and along comes a cat,
a scatalogical cat, by the way.
So I think to myself, A wee dram of whisky will fix it!
But, it just got pissed.

 

[NoJo]

So there I was with this ostrich, and along comes a cat,
a scatalogical cat, by the way.
So I think to myself, A wee dram of whisky will fix it!
But, it just got pissed.

That doesn't even rhyme.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

So there I was with this ostrich, and along comes a cat,
a scatalogical cat, by the way.
So I think to myself, A wee dram of whisky will fix it!
But, it just got pissed.

Nope, sorry. It has to be Shanglan, otherwise it's bestiality. Human on cat, bad; horse on ostrich, good...



Q_C

 

[kendo1]

Maybe not
But there I was : I had a big bird with a tight pussy

 

[NoJo]

Maybe not
But there I was : I had a big bird with a tight pussy

I understand everything except the

 

[Softouch911]

Maybe not
But there I was : I had a big bird with a tight pussy

I don't think we can mention Big Bird, can we?

Ohhhh, Kermeee, I have your ostrich!!




Softouch

 

[Guest]

I don't think we can mention Big Bird, can we?

Ohhhh, Kermeee, I have your ostrich!!




Softouch

Oh, my.

That's just not right.




(Edited to add - Ewwwwwwww!)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Nope, sorry. It has to be Shanglan, otherwise it's bestiality. Human on cat, bad; horse on ostrich, good...



Q_C

Yeah. What the human male with the overactive banana said.

 

[Couture]

I actually look forward to the "gr8 story!" feedback. However, I'm at the stage of my life right now where I don't want to hear, "I want to be your slave. Use me as your toilet."

 

[shereads]

You've received the classic "i got an idea what if another guy came in and fucked her hard up the ass while she suked of the police man" feedback. It's what I live for.

Finally, someone appreciates my feedback.

Ever get one of these? "I have a novel I need someone to write."

 

[shereads]

With aplomb?

Carson, if you want more poems about plumbing, don't be shy. Just bump the thread. My brain is overflowing with drain plug poetry.