Ok we all know that I love living in the great State of Texas. I was born here and I'll probably die here. But I have to say enough is enough. It is fucking hotter'n hell down here. I know that its hot in the midwest or west or east. But y'all don't have the heat and the humidty that we have. Shit we have been anywhere from 100 to 104 degrees Feren. plus 90 to 100% humidty. In other words it feels like 115 to 120.
Damn its HOT!
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CreamyLady
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Well, it's 12:30 a.m. here, and it has been warm.
But thank you for the tip. Yet another reason to give Texas a miss . . .
But thank you for the tip. Yet another reason to give Texas a miss . . .
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I'm not a nudist, I've never really understood it, but it's been so goddamned hot here in Big Sky Country that whenever I'm not at work and the 'rents aren't around, (which is 90% of my day) I'm naked. I've never lived somewhere so hot in my life.. I mean visiting hawaii, it didn't bug me because the beach was right there, you know? But damned if someone can get me to swim in the gunky Missouri..
Yes it is very damn hot here, but I still love this state. Where else can you drive for 12 hours in one direction and still be in the same state you started in of in.
Texas 3-Kick Rule
Sometimes lawyers just don't get it!!!!
A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting along the Texas coast. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn! "The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck.
Texas 3-Kick Rule
Sometimes lawyers just don't get it!!!!
A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting along the Texas coast. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn! "The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck.
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12:35 am here in coastal So Cal, within a mile of the ocean, and I'm dying. It was 90-95 degrees F all day, which is insanely warm for the coast, and though the outside air has cooled down, the funky design of this room of my house makes it so it's 10 degrees hotter than outside. I can't get naked like Endlessly 'cause my chair's made of pleather, so I'm sweltering in a pair of Manu's boxers and a tank top. This sucks!
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*LOL*
I'm in a folding chair that has a plastic seat.. You think I'm not sticking right now?
As to the question Maniac raised.. It took me two fucking days to get out of Montana and into Canada by bus.. We're the state closest to you in size.
I'm in a folding chair that has a plastic seat.. You think I'm not sticking right now?
As to the question Maniac raised.. It took me two fucking days to get out of Montana and into Canada by bus.. We're the state closest to you in size.
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Well, Laurel, I'm about 70 or so miles north of you, and it's still hot. I'm wearing a smile and not much else, and all the windows are wide open and I don't really care.
Actually, before I do go to bed I might go out and run through the sprinkler on the front lawn, stark naked!
Actually, before I do go to bed I might go out and run through the sprinkler on the front lawn, stark naked!
I believe ya there endlessly. However that 12 hour drive across Texas was just across a small portion. Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to brag or say that my state is the better one of the fifty states. I mostly just babbling due to lack of sleep. It's 2:50am here.
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Ah, 59 degrees... I'd love to be there for a good twenty minutes...
Actually, before I do go to bed I might go out and run through the sprinkler on the front lawn, stark naked!
Whee! Wow, does that sound tempting. Be careful, though - don't want to see you on the Voyeurweb without your permission! hehe
Actually, before I do go to bed I might go out and run through the sprinkler on the front lawn, stark naked!
Whee! Wow, does that sound tempting. Be careful, though - don't want to see you on the Voyeurweb without your permission! hehe
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(Shaking the water from her hair)
There was some traffic, but I hid behind the tree . . .
Also, I think I flashed some of the inveterate late night walking fiends. Serves them right.
Good night.
There was some traffic, but I hid behind the tree . . .
Also, I think I flashed some of the inveterate late night walking fiends. Serves them right.
Good night.
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A balmy 8 C here in beautiful New Brunswick this morning (about 48farenheit for the metricaly uninclined) going up to a scorching 18 degreesC here today (66F).
Its the summer that never was in NB
And before anybody says it, yes it is canada, but this area normaly has lots of 30C plus days in the summer. Its hell on the igloos and huskies
Its the summer that never was in NB
And before anybody says it, yes it is canada, but this area normaly has lots of 30C plus days in the summer. Its hell on the igloos and huskies
ShyGuy68
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I just read in the news today that the weather in the months of July here in denmark is about the same average as usual.
Today we actually had a pretty nice day in my part of Denmark. Sunny with a few clouds, a bit windy, and around 22C, which is 72F.
If you need a link to a site where you can convert from/to metric and imperial and US measurement systems it's:
http://www.french-property.com/ref/convert.htm
ShyGuy
Today we actually had a pretty nice day in my part of Denmark. Sunny with a few clouds, a bit windy, and around 22C, which is 72F.
If you need a link to a site where you can convert from/to metric and imperial and US measurement systems it's:
http://www.french-property.com/ref/convert.htm
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Boy! it is hot down there that's probally why I never have wanted to go there it has been a cool summer here in Pa we haven't even reached 90 degress so we have been extremely lucky. I am sorry for your heatwave but try taking it easy have a cool shower and a nice cool beer and turn the air on and enjoy some slow quiet time hope it helps.
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Sorry, Stevie. I would, you know I would, but one of my biggest turn-ons is a man who can really use his apostrophe.. And the last post just sort of put a damper on the mood. *sigh*
But we'll always have Death Valley.
*wanders somewhere to go towel off.. or tries to before getting stuck to the seat*
There has GOT to be something cooler than sitting around naked.. *LOL*
But we'll always have Death Valley.
*wanders somewhere to go towel off.. or tries to before getting stuck to the seat*
There has GOT to be something cooler than sitting around naked.. *LOL*
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