Damn it, Laurel! I can't find my ass!

[naudiz]

Doh, wait! Helps if you use both hands.

Sorry to bug you.

 

[glamorilla]

That also works on a date!

 

[Phoenyx]

If that ever happens again I can help.
I can find asses everywhere.

 

[Marxist]

I found your ass once. Several Mexicans were using it to toast langostinos and make a fine seafood taco.

 

[Laurel]

If you need a flashlight, let me know.

http://www.solar-world.com/images/Flashlight.jpg

 

[naudiz]

I was really confused by this hole in the ground!

*gets out notebook* Tell me about these dates, Glam. Omit no detail, no matter how seemingly insignificant or tawdry.

 

[Ice Cold]

Its a few inches below that pat on the back.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Dillinger]

Its behind you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I love it when that happens.

 

[patient1]

I was really confused by this hole in the ground!

Laughing- Nah. Won't say it. You thought it , too.

Let's give the lady a hand!

 

[penguindance]

 

[Dillinger]

Laughing- Nah. Won't say it. You thought it , too.

Let's give the lady a hand!

She can have my left hand, I don't use it much.

 

[Rhys]

I was really confused by this hole in the ground!

*gets out notebook* Tell me about these dates, Glam. Omit no detail, no matter how seemingly insignificant or tawdry.

Hey!!! NO MUSE PIRATING!!!




Oh wait...nevermind...I'll share

 

[naudiz]

All that, and I don't even merit a right hand. I'm crushed.

That little jest is going to make me have nightmares now about Laurel leading expeditions to Mt. Everest. The picture of that flashlight made me feel violated, yet oddly aroused.

Rhys, I take the ideas where I can get them. Nature's a whore and so am I.

 

[Rhys]

You and me both actually


I steal from everybody

(and some better than others )

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm seeing more in your pic every time dear.

 

[Marxist]

Laurel, you're so lame. That little light ain't gonna do. And what happens if something falls on you while you're in search of ass? Huh?

http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/construction-light.gif

 

[Dillinger]

Naudiz... any luck today? Did you find it yet?

 

[naudiz]

Well, Dillinger, I keep looking behind me, but all I see is the living room. If that's a metaphor for my ass, I don't want to know.

 

[tortoise]

That little jest is going to make me have nightmares now about Laurel leading expeditions to Mt. Everest.

Be thankful you aren't having spelunking nightmares. The Everest nightmares are NOTHING compared to the spelunking ones.

 

[sunstruck]

Well, Dillinger, I keep looking behind me, but all I see is the living room. If that's a metaphor for my ass, I don't want to know.

Try bwtween the sofa cushions. That's where I found my head.

 

[tortoise]

Well, Dillinger, I keep looking behind me, but all I see is the living room. If that's a metaphor for my ass, I don't want to know.

I was going to say something about "commodious," but luckily my customary restraint kicked in just in the nick of time.

 

[awara]

look behind

 

[naudiz]

I was going to say something about "commodious," but luckily my customary restraint kicked in just in the nick of time.

Behave, you.

You know, Sunstruck, I think I found it last night on the couch cushion, but I can't be sure.