floweringquince
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[QUOTE = Oscar Wilde, who never posted on this forum] "I can resist anything but temptation." [/ QUOTE]
(And with my score barely within sight of 4.5, there probably never will be.)
Hmmphf!
Don't these people know first-rate, spot-on, erotic genius in prose when they see it! Fer cryin' out loud, you'd think the majority of Lit readers were a bunch of unerudite wankers just looking for a strokefest!
Sure, my story is the intro to a yet-to-be-completed story series; and so doesn't have any hot, piston-pounding, something-penetrating-something, in-out-repeat sex in it. And sure, I've chosen a scenario which is extreme from a couple of different viewpoints.
And I fully understand that what with sweeps, and Literotica's "bistromath through a woo-woo filter" score calculation algorithm, and rounding errors, and the effects of sunspots and interplanetary gamma rays; scores are semi-random at best.
(And okay, it could be that my story skims along somewhere near the lower edge of "first-rate", is a few degrees off of "spot on", and is closer to "erotic not-as-dumb-as-I-look-ness" than "erotic genius.")
Not withstanding that I wrote the story for myself and whoever might care to enjoy it; and that I consider Lit's scoring system an amusing exercise, but one not to be taken in any way seriously -
Where's my everlovin' H???!!!
(....and my 'E'? ...and what ever the heck that 'W' thing means, I want one of them, too!)
- Quince, tongue decidely in cheek
PS. As soon as my new edit posts, it'll skyrocket up to the tippity-top of the Toplists, I'm sure. In fact, I think I'll just start holding my breath now [deep breath in, bulging cheeks, silence]...
What is wrong with all these stupid people??? --- There's no 'H' beside my story!!!RogueLurker said:
(And with my score barely within sight of 4.5, there probably never will be.)
Hmmphf!
Don't these people know first-rate, spot-on, erotic genius in prose when they see it! Fer cryin' out loud, you'd think the majority of Lit readers were a bunch of unerudite wankers just looking for a strokefest!
Sure, my story is the intro to a yet-to-be-completed story series; and so doesn't have any hot, piston-pounding, something-penetrating-something, in-out-repeat sex in it. And sure, I've chosen a scenario which is extreme from a couple of different viewpoints.
And I fully understand that what with sweeps, and Literotica's "bistromath through a woo-woo filter" score calculation algorithm, and rounding errors, and the effects of sunspots and interplanetary gamma rays; scores are semi-random at best.
(And okay, it could be that my story skims along somewhere near the lower edge of "first-rate", is a few degrees off of "spot on", and is closer to "erotic not-as-dumb-as-I-look-ness" than "erotic genius.")
Not withstanding that I wrote the story for myself and whoever might care to enjoy it; and that I consider Lit's scoring system an amusing exercise, but one not to be taken in any way seriously -
Where's my everlovin' H???!!!
(....and my 'E'? ...and what ever the heck that 'W' thing means, I want one of them, too!)
- Quince, tongue decidely in cheek
PS. As soon as my new edit posts, it'll skyrocket up to the tippity-top of the Toplists, I'm sure. In fact, I think I'll just start holding my breath now [deep breath in, bulging cheeks, silence]...
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