damn, i really must be getting old

[unclej]

what a frustrating day. first i had a hard time getting it up. hell, i've been doing it longer than some of you have been alive and i never had a problem getting it up before. then when i did get it up i couldn't find the hole. hell, i'm a man. i was born to find the hole. i know right where the hole is so it pretty much freaked me out that i was having trouble finding the hole. i'll admit that it was a little dark but i should have been able to find the hole by feel alone. so i slapped a little lube in the general vacinity of the hole and at least that got me started in the hole. but then i couldn't get it all the way in. tightest damned fit i've ever had. you'd think a tight fit would be good and i guess in the long run it is but by this time i just wanted to finish so tight was just pissin' me off. then i lost one off my fuckin' nuts. by now i'm getting really, really pissed. i mean, how would you feel if you lost one of your nuts. i mean, those fuckers are pretty important you know.

anyway, i finally got everything back where it was supposed to be including the lost nut. but i have come to the conclusion that i might be getting too old to be changing my own transmissions.

what the hell did you think i was talking about you pervs?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

rofl

 

[Ginny]

lol.....you're a trip unclej..........

 

[Soblue]

Hahaha! Dat's funny

 

[someplace]

Too much!

I just love your stories unclej. Please don't stop!

 

[SimGuy]

Auto Repair is never quite so erotic when I'm in the midst of it.....was there any FRENCH - the language of love - during this repair time??

 

[unclej]

no french but i did remember some prime turkish stuff from back in the sixties when i was there.

 

[Tantanah]

Too funny unclej...you had me worried for a minute there.

 

[SimGuy]

no french but i did remember some prime turkish stuff from back in the sixties when i was there.

Yeah, that's closer to the auto repair experience I've had.....Hmm, wonder how I can develop 'Eros and the Art of Auto Repair'??

 

[unclej]

i hit post too quick, sorry.

thank you someplace. i am working on another but not sure when it'll be done. i'll let you know.

wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true soblue. it took about three times as long as it should have. but that's the price you pay for not having a car payment for the last 12-13 years.

hi ginny....what's kickin?

 

[unclej]

hey miss t....how you doin' tonight? told you i was at least gonna try to livin' things up.

that's a great idea simguy...think of all the orifices (orifi?) you could describe. and tools, don't forget big manly tools. in fact there's something for everyone....horses, cars got horses you know. write the book, you're future is secure.

 

[BamaBelle]

I was really getting into the story, then me being married to a mechanic once before...well somethings never change...LOL.


Very well done UncleJ...I enjoyed!!

 

[unclej]

thanks belle. my dad was a mechanic most of his life and a shop teacher toward the end. he always smelled of grease, go jo and cigars. i walked into a shop here in town the other day to get a pulley pressed off and the guy that owns it smokes cigars and the smell of the shop and his cigar sent me back 30 years so fast it wasn't funny.

 

[BamaBelle]

My father owned a garage. He not only owned it, he was the only mechanic that was worth being in it. To this day I cannot drive past it, without wanting to go in, grab a coke, hop on the stool and talk to him while he "fixes" the cars. He would have been 76 next week. I feel for ya!!

 

[unclej]

yeah, i'm with you on the stool and the coke. i have great memories of hangin' around the garage and watching and learning. my dad used to take a big shop screwdriver and put the handle to his ear and press the tip on different parts of a running engine and could tell you exactly what was wrong with it.

well, that's probably enough nostalgia for me for one night. next thing you know i'll be sleeping with my socket set.

 

[BamaBelle]

You are a pleasure!! Thank you for this thread! Btw, your stories are a hoot!!!!

 

[unclej]

thank you mam. good night all.