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Dame Helen Mirren 76 today.

And she looks it, nothing like in her youth as above. Heavy smoker, all the sex appeal of an armpit
 
She's still sexy. The only woman I'd go gay for, at any age. But preferably her Jane Tennison years.
 
Sean said:
Frank Finlay a total cunt.
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fixed it for you.

Stayed, well didnt actually stay, in a hotel near telford once. took one look at the room and refused to pay saying ''it looks like something out a bouquet of barbed wire, and the shower look older!" the managers response was ''its not that bad'' :eek: then tried to get to keep the deposit, things got interesting, he then offered a free stay at a later date after some 'banter' on a number of online hotel review sites. didnt take him up on it due to not wishing to be poisoned.

never spotted helen mirren when she was younger, but had a zoom meeting today with an HR professional/bastard who was the double of her! had to concentrate quiet a lot to stay focused.
 
hobbit. said:
fixed it for you.

Stayed, well didnt actually stay, in a hotel near telford once. took one look at the room and refused to pay saying ''it looks like something out a bouquet of barbed wire, and the shower look older!" the managers response was ''its not that bad'' :eek: then tried to get to keep the deposit, things got interesting, he then offered a free stay at a later date after some 'banter' on a number of online hotel review sites. didnt take him up on it due to not wishing to be poisoned.

never spotted helen mirren when she was younger, but had a zoom meeting today with an HR professional/bastard who was the double of her! had to concentrate quiet a lot to stay focused.
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You gotta be kidding. I thought spittle and fists was your medium.

If I wasn't already gay then Kate Blanchett would turn me, except she isn't gay so we'd both be on a journey of sexual awakening. Of course I've had a dalliance with the idea - surely everyone has.

Helen is lovely though
 
stickygirl said:
You gotta be kidding. I thought spittle and fists was your medium.


Helen is lovely though
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I am now officially wounded, i have many facets in the real world. Banned from trustpilot due to an oversight (joel glazer may well shop at Lidl, who knows?), not at all in anyway connected with any thing unduly illegal or connected with falling share prices of any international companies (A Big Hi to Teamviewer) a have a large stock of smoke flares available to suitable persons.

Several local politicians have now crossed me off their christmas card lists due to my anti poverty campaign which st marcus rahford declined to be associated with - his loss.

I really am very nice, Sean can vouch for me. to an extent, south manc scally that he is.
 
And Frank Finley played Mirren's dad in Prime Suspect.

There were some seriously handsome British actors from that era...Oliver Reed, Alan Bates etc.
 
Oh if I had 1/4 of her youth and sex appeal, shit even now, look out world.
 
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Phew!!!

I thought this was another Rory death notice thread.

Happy Birthday Helen.

76 looks good on you.

:)
 
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