Dale Earnhardt Jr. will win the Daytona 500. The fix is in.

No Olympic Judges involved.

Why say you so? Why would any of the other drivers willingly give up a chance at winning such a prestigious race?
 
How can i say this in a nice way?????


You may be right, Dale Earnhardt may in fact win the Daytona 500. But he's gonna have to pass his teammate, Michael Waltrip to do it. And Kevin Harvick and Tony Stewart are going to make him drive his ass off, too.

There is NO FIX. The only fix that is in is that the damn Fords are whining and crying and Na$car has given them rules concessions not once, but twice this week.

We'll discuss a fix IF a Found On the Road Dead driver wins.


Now, enjoy the race and be sure and join the mob clogging the phone lines to listen to me say "i told you so" at the end of the race. I'll be enjoying my champagne.



You just love pushing my buttons, don't you?
 
WriterDom said:
I still say they should combine wrestling and NASCAR.

Looks like you was wrong there pard.

Wrestling and NASCAR, yeah right. So it was written is the script last year that Dale would hit the wall and kill himself...
 
The script should call for more fighting in the pit after lost races culminating in the chair to the head schtick.


And more sexy gals.


very sexy girls...
 
Sorry, guys. Hitting someone falls under that most vague of rules --- actions detremintal to the sport --- and depending on who you are, the fine ranges from $250 to $10,000 plus probation per punch.


We have to clean everything up for those new fans that wouldn't know a real driver if he was standing in front of them. You know the ones, they've only been around since 93 or so and some of them even have the audacity to call that fucking crybaby a leader or one of the sports greatests.


If you want to see the fights after the race and not the polished by the media consultant real drivers, you have to look at the old guys.
 
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