Daily Wit

[tennessee]

It's Tuesday morn and here I am
To fill this post with daily spam,
If you don't like my daily wit
Frankly dear, I don't give a shit!

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What some people consider "road kill" might just be a state dinner at the Bush White Hose.

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Only a Democrat could figure out a way to "fuck up" a good cuban cigar.

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You just might just be horny if…………..

You buy pillows by the gross because your's have holes in them every morning when you get up.

Instead of mace or pepper-spray, you carry handcuffs and whips in your purse.

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As a relative "newbie" on Lit, I nominate the following superlatives for a Lit Award:
1. Person to most likely to post a thread with the word "fuck"…JuicyLips
2. Person to talk about her pussy the most …KillerMuffin
3. Person(s) who are deepest in love…LoveToRead and Tiger
4. Sexiest Avatar - Female: Perky
5. Sexiest Avatar - Male: Blackbird or Lobito

Anyone else want to add a category or nomination?

 

[Jacqline]

Good Tuesday morning, Tennessee

I can see that I will be waking up to a certain thread everyday...it's nice to wake up with a laugh. Keep on keeping on.

 

[tennessee]

Good Tuesday morning, Tennessee

I can see that I will be waking up to a certain thread everyday...it's nice to wake up with a laugh. Keep on keeping on.

Thanks Jacqline...I'll try. Good to see there are still a few people with a sense of humor.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

OOPS...

Guess I must be horny!

http://www.uscg.mil/news/boatsafe/handcuffs.gif

(Taking cuffs out of handbag.)

 

[tennessee]

Re: OOPS...

Guess I must be horny!

http://www.uscg.mil/news/boatsafe/handcuffs.gif

(Taking cuffs out of handbag.)

Thanks for posting. I understand it won't be long now for you? 4 days...

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Re: Re: OOPS...

Thanks for posting. I understand it won't be long now for you? 4 days...

You heard that too, didn't you?? We're really both excited and we appreciate all the good wishes we're getting each day.

Thanks for the fun stuff to look forward to each morning!

 

[Jacqline]

I have a great feeling about the outcome of your meeting.........So, where are you going to be living?

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I have a great feeling about the outcome of your meeting.........So, where are you going to be living?

Well, somewhere in cloud 9 next week!!

We're trying to take things steps at a time, so nothing has been decided yet about our future. We're kind of like "Green Acres" (big city lady and a midwestern man), but we are already feeling we want to be together. So who knows?

Thanks for your kind words, Jacqline. We both feel good about this too!