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[Cathleen]

SCORPIO (Oct 23–Nov 22): You cannot stop thinking about what's been bothering you lately. You intuitively know that the only way it's going to get better is if you keep talking about it until the energies tone down. But you are a Scorpio, and as intense as your feelings are, it's difficult sometimes to bring them out into the open because then you become vulnerable. And that makes you very uncomfortable. Move directly toward the source of the discomfort, not away from it.


nope, not going to do it! lol I'll stay in my fantasy world for a while longer ....... please!!

 

[1sexylady]

TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): It may feel good for you to lose yourself into a group of people now, whether it is with friends from work or with a crowd of strangers at a movie theatre or shopping mall. This can give you the mental elbowroom that you need so you can reflect on the things that you aren't quite ready to talk about. But you are willing and able to think about them --and this is a good start.



Awwwww I do my best thinking driving in my car...ALONE!

 

[tigerjen]

for Aug. 3.

TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): It may feel good for you to
lose yourself into a group of people now, whether it is
with friends from work or with a crowd of strangers at a
movie theatre or shopping mall. This can give you the
mental elbowroom that you need so you can reflect
on the things that you aren't quite ready to talk about.
But you are willing and able to think about them --and
this is a good start.

I'm better off alone thinking.......that's just me though, plus
I am headed up to the mall a bit later anyway to do
some stuff....and I did errands solo today.........

 

[tigerjen]

bumping it up

 

[Angelofsex]

LEO (Jul 23–Aug 22): What other people say today can hurt you, but it's important for you to look carefully at the source of the pain. Are any past situations brought to mind by the current set of circumstances? How are your current emotions tied to unresolved feelings still alive and well within the backwaters of your own subconscious mind? Are you holding on to more than meets the eye? You know what you have to do in order to heal the situation. You must tell them the truth in order for resolution to occur.

_____

But when you tell them the truth......they get hurt and mad.

Hi ~kym~.....hope tomorrow is a great one for me.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

LEO (Jul 23–Aug 22): What other people say today can hurt you, but it's important for you to look carefully at the source of the pain. Are any past situations brought to mind by the current set of circumstances? How are your current emotions tied to unresolved feelings still alive and well within the backwaters of your own subconscious mind? Are you holding on to more than meets the eye? You know what you have to do in order to heal the situation. You must tell them the truth in order for resolution to occur.

_____

But when you tell them the truth......they get hurt and mad.

Hi ~kym~.....hope tomorrow is a great one for me.

Angel, after reading all of the posts for you, I think tomorrow will find many here at Lit holding onto the light in your name. Keep the faith woman!

~kym~ blessings to Angel

 

[Angelofsex]

Angel, after reading all of the posts for you, I think tomorrow will find many here at Lit holding onto the light in your name. Keep the faith woman!

~kym~ blessings to Angel

Thank you sweetie......with any kind of operation......you need all the help you could get.

Hugs, AOS

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

For your amusement, the Humourscope

The Daily Humourscope


Wednesday, August 4, 2004

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will have a trifle too much punch at a party this week, and will amuse the other guests by flopping around on the floor an making "Ark! Ark!" sounds. But who cares? If they want to be stuffy, let 'em, I say.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Everyone you work with will bring Kym Chee for lunch, today. They're just doing it to be difficult.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to curl up with a good book. Later, you will build a fort out of your furniture and some sheets, and shoot rubber bands at people.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make as much goulash as possible.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You find that after all these years, you are finally beginning to conquer your fears. You will find that oddly frightening.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it'd be fun to have.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will read a small booklet titled How To Make A Fortune in Frog Farming, which will change your life.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Oddly, despite the impression you gained from a television commercial, your new soap will not inspire unusual levels of grinning in the shower.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
A person named "Elmo" will call you repeatedly, and will refuse to believe that he's dialed a wrong number.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing.


~kym~ this Pisces isn't concerned

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Re: For your amusement, the Humourscope

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...

Now I have no one left to talk to then....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: For your amusement, the Humourscope

Now I have no one left to talk to then....

You have me *wink*

~kym~

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Re: Re: Re: For your amusement, the Humourscope

You have me *wink*

~kym~

Et tu Kym...

 

[tigerjen]

funny scope for wed. aug. 4

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered
"egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she
goes down to do a load of laundry...

Hahahhahahaahhaa I feel like doing that to one of my
friends except that she lives 45 minutes away from me
and she's married, and I don't know what day they do
laundry! *snort*

 

[tonitits]

Re: For your amusement, the Humourscope

The Daily Humourscope


Wednesday, August 4, 2004

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will have a trifle too much punch at a party this week, and will amuse the other guests by flopping around on the floor an making "Ark! Ark!" sounds. But who cares? If they want to be stuffy, let 'em, I say.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Everyone you work with will bring Kym Chee for lunch, today. They're just doing it to be difficult.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to curl up with a good book. Later, you will build a fort out of your furniture and some sheets, and shoot rubber bands at people.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make as much goulash as possible.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You find that after all these years, you are finally beginning to conquer your fears. You will find that oddly frightening.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it'd be fun to have.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will read a small booklet titled How To Make A Fortune in Frog Farming, which will change your life.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Oddly, despite the impression you gained from a television commercial, your new soap will not inspire unusual levels of grinning in the shower.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
A person named "Elmo" will call you repeatedly, and will refuse to believe that he's dialed a wrong number.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing.


~kym~ this Pisces isn't concerned

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...


Yuck~ Beware friends!!!!!

 

[tonitits]

Re: For your amusement, the Humourscope

The Daily Humourscope


Wednesday, August 4, 2004

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will have a trifle too much punch at a party this week, and will amuse the other guests by flopping around on the floor an making "Ark! Ark!" sounds. But who cares? If they want to be stuffy, let 'em, I say.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Everyone you work with will bring Kym Chee for lunch, today. They're just doing it to be difficult.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to curl up with a good book. Later, you will build a fort out of your furniture and some sheets, and shoot rubber bands at people.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make as much goulash as possible.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You find that after all these years, you are finally beginning to conquer your fears. You will find that oddly frightening.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it'd be fun to have.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will read a small booklet titled How To Make A Fortune in Frog Farming, which will change your life.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Oddly, despite the impression you gained from a television commercial, your new soap will not inspire unusual levels of grinning in the shower.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
A person named "Elmo" will call you repeatedly, and will refuse to believe that he's dialed a wrong number.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing.


~kym~ this Pisces isn't concerned

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...


Yuck~ Beware friends!!!!!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

The Moon enters impulsive Aries at 4:00 am EDT, symbolizing the beginning of a new emotional cycle of experience. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and represents the birth of whatever is new. Often, during this phase, we cannot see the big picture nor can we plan for the future. Everything is focused on now. The immediacy of survival overshadows all other concerns. Additionally, the Sun forms a tense half-square aspect with Venus, creating some concerns about how we will get whatever it is that we most desire.


ARIES (Mar 20–Apr 19): The Moon is back in your own sign and your feelings may be changing at the speed of sound. It is important to give them the room they need for this kind of movement. Surprisingly to you, others may be able to read you like an open book. Don't waste energy denying your feelings. Let them know you are on a bit of an emotional roller coaster and you'd rather have that serious conversation in a couple of days, once you settle back down.




TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): You Venus-ruled Bulls can often project an image of sweetness by what you do and the words you choose. Now, however, you may have some unexpressed concerns hanging around on the outer edges of your consciousness. If you try to suppress your restlessness, you may end up feeling angry with yourself for not being fully truthful.




GEMINI (May 21–Jun 20): Today, as the Moon enters Aries, it can hook your thoughts onto a set of external circumstances. The reality is that the situation may not be as energetically charged as your emotional response. Think of yourself as a fish on the line. The more you fight, the more entangled you become. The best way to get free of the situation is to relax, take a deep breath, cut the line, and push the hook all the way through.




CANCER (Jun 21–Jul 22): You Crabs can hold onto the past better than any other sign. This tenacity gives you a false sense of security. Now, however, you are being pulled quickly into the future. And about the past: you can't take it with you—at least, not all of it. You must choose your baggage carefully and let go of old anger and resentment that is no longer serving a purpose in your life.




LEO (Jul 23–Aug 22): Okay Lions, it could be time for you to put on a little show. Give them a roar or two and you'll be looking good. Just don't overdo it. Your language is very focused now. You say exactly what you mean. You can move others to action as long as you don't put yourself too far above them and as long as you don't go on roaring just because you like the attention.




VIRGO (Aug 23–Sep 22): You are so ready for change, but something is not quite in place yet. Don't read the signals wrong. If you are uncertain, don't let reality trick you into thinking you must do it now. You can take a tentative step forward, but if you can wait until next week, the universe will be more receptive. Take this time to visualize your desired outcome.


LIBRA (Sep 23–Oct 22): Whether it's personal or work-related, someone close to you may be pushing in a direction that isn't necessarily where you want to go. Actually, you may not have fully decided where you want to go, but you just don't like the idea of being bullied. It's okay to say no. It's even okay to be the Libran that you are -- and tell them you are still weighing your options.




SCORPIO (Oct 23–Nov 22): You might be on the verge of shining light onto some situation that has been in your life for months. With the Moon in Aries, you might feel a surge of energy and a sense that now it is time to blow this whole thing wide open. Resist the impulse; you've waited this long -- a few more days won't hurt.




SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22–Dec 21): Continuous waves of exuberance can wash over you like a steady rain after a debilitating draught. Let it. But keep in mind that one rainstorm doesn't make a successful growing season. The difficult situations are not going to vanish overnight. But this is an early-warning blip on your radar. Soak in the possibilities. If you are too uptight, these good feelings can run off and carry away fertile topsoil.





CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 19): Sometimes you Mountain Goats can actually gain ground by pulling back. There are serious issues building, possibly at your place of work. Sure, you'll pull through just fine, but don't try to fake out everyone else by attempting to do an end run around your responsibilities. Slow down and get to work. It will all make sense within a week or two.




AQUARIUS (Jan 20–Feb 18): Circumstances at work and the energy between you and your friends may feel good, but this isn't the time to rest on nice feelings. It is surely time for action. What kind of action? It's about communication today as the Moon enters your Solar 3rd House. Pick up that phone and take a chance on whatever it is that you've been putting off for a better day. Even if now is THE time for action, don't be too impulsive.




PISCES (Feb 19–Mar 19): You have a sense of yourself now that is very different than the typical Piscean indecisiveness. There is clarity in your values, but it is still up to you to apply what you believe. It may not be an easy road, but it is time to define the path that will take you to where you need to go. Try not to get distracted by all the possibilities in front of you. Choose what makes the most sense and go for it with certainty.

~kym~ typically indecisive

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

The Moon enters impulsive Aries at 4:00 am EDT, symbolizing the beginning of a new emotional cycle of experience. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and represents the birth of whatever is new. Often, during this phase, we cannot see the big picture nor can we plan for the future. Everything is focused on now. The immediacy of survival overshadows all other concerns. Additionally, the Sun forms a tense half-square aspect with Venus, creating some concerns about how we will get whatever it is that we most desire.


ARIES (Mar 20–Apr 19): The Moon is back in your own sign and your feelings may be changing at the speed of sound. It is important to give them the room they need for this kind of movement. Surprisingly to you, others may be able to read you like an open book. Don't waste energy denying your feelings. Let them know you are on a bit of an emotional roller coaster and you'd rather have that serious conversation in a couple of days, once you settle back down.

I should have read this earlier ... before I got all serious!!!

kym

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I should have read this earlier ... before I got all serious!!!

kym

My apologies for not getting this posted sooner, but I've been gone most of the day.
Besides MT, why would you wish to go and get all serious now?

~kym~ Life's too short to take seriously

 

[tonitits]

TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): You Venus-ruled Bulls can often project an image of sweetness by what you do and the words you choose. Now, however, you may have some unexpressed concerns hanging around on the outer edges of your consciousness. If you try to suppress your restlessness, you may end up feeling angry with yourself for not being fully truthful.


right now I am too tired to feel anything. But I know that that has happened before, but try to keep it in check.

 

[Sapphiregem]

VIRGO (Aug 23–Sep 22): You are so ready for change, but something is not quite in place yet. Don't read the signals wrong. If you are uncertain, don't let reality trick you into thinking you must do it now. You can take a tentative step forward, but if you can wait until next week, the universe will be more receptive. Take this time to visualize your desired outcome.




Oh yes I am so ready for a change!!!! ..Hummm now I have to wait until next week??

Hope everyone is having a good evening

 

[Ammo44]

My scope made my mouth and cheek hurt.....but I do agree with the strategy.....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

My scope made my mouth and cheek hurt.....but I do agree with the strategy.....

*L* I would have told you the same, just relax, take a deep breath and push!
Hiya Baby, (((Ammo)))

~kym~ Pisces know these things

 

[Ammo44]

*L* I would have told you the same, just relax, take a deep breath and push!
Hiya Baby, (((Ammo)))

~kym~ Pisces know these things

Mmmmmmm.....sounds like something I've done before.........((((((((((Tanned Beauty)))))))))))))))))

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Mmmmmmm.....sounds like something I've done before.........((((((((((Tanned Beauty)))))))))))))))))

Hmmmmm

~kym~ *grin*

 

[tigerjen]

for Aug. 4

TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): You Venus-ruled Bulls can often
project an image of sweetness by what you do and the
words you choose. Now, however, you may have some
unexpressed concerns hanging around on the outer
edges of your consciousness. If you try to suppress
your restlessness, you may end up feeling angry with
yourself for not being fully truthful.



Hmmmmmmmmmm I don't know if that was true for me
today.,..........

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: for Aug. 4

<snip>



Hmmmmmmmmmm I don't know if that was true for me
today.,..........

Not to worry TJ, its a brand spanking new day and another 'scope is on its way.

~kym~ 'scope wench