Daily dose of the absurd

[onehitwanda]

In order to keep the eccentricity(*) of this forum soundly over 1.0(⁂), I am taking drastic measures.

https://media.oglaf.com/comic/housework.jpg

* - Orbital mechanics, not mental health, though if you play Kerbal Space Program it's probably both
⁂ - hyperbolic

 

[StillStunned]

All these years, people have been going on about witches and broomsticks, when actually they just like to mop!

(Also: that looks like a scenario for... a Dark Fairy Tale!)

 

[AlinaX]

Some good, clean smut.

 

[TheLobster]

Better to be mopping than moping.

 

[StillStunned]

Some good, clean smut.

Don't forget to polish all the knobs and buttons.

 

[mrs_mackenzie]

All these years, people have been going on about witches and broomsticks, when actually they just like to mop!

(Also: that looks like a scenario for... a Dark Fairy Tale!)

There's something here involving the Sorcerer's Apprentice and the enchanted mops, right?

 

[TheWritingGroup]

You could have linked to Oglaf.

https://www.oglaf.com/housework/

-Rocco

 

[Rollinbones]

I prefer a nicely cooked sock, personally. I love cooking socks.

 

[SophieUK]

Don't forget to polish all the knobs and buttons.

Always makes sense to polish knobs

 

[Rollinbones]

If we're throwing sweeping statements out there....

 

[onehitwanda]

If we're throwing sweeping statements out there....

Don't make me dust off my book of pun-ishments.

 

[StillStunned]

Don't make me dust off my book of pun-ishments.

That statement seems to have been left hanging in a vacuum.

 

[onehitwanda]

That statement seems to have been left hanging in a vacuum.

I'm about to wax lyrical, I'll have you know.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I thought we'd swept all puns under the rug.

 

[MrStill]

Ah, there's the rub

 

[StillStunned]

I'm about to wax lyrical, I'll have you know.

Go on then. You're keeping us all in a lather.

 

[StillStunned]

I think Wanda's washed her hands of this thread...

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I think Wanda's washed her hands of this thread...

Yeah, but only after she mopped the floor with us

 

[onehitwanda]

Sorry, I got all distracted while thinking about Kate and Saoirse.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8cf9f76c3bd4836cab0cfcc2a0077d87/b0c54d19c81b4f97-f5/s540x810/83c2b11c9d90959750beddd8e60d48eadafe5c0a.gifv

sorry... what was the question again?

 

[StillStunned]

Sorry, I got all distracted while thinking about Kate and Saoirse.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8cf9f76c3bd4836cab0cfcc2a0077d87/b0c54d19c81b4f97-f5/s540x810/83c2b11c9d90959750beddd8e60d48eadafe5c0a.gifv

sorry... what was the question again?

Screw the question, let's all think about Kate and Saoirse!

 

[PennyThompson]

I love Oglaf so much, it's definitely a source of style inspiration for me

 

[TarnishedPenny]

+100 for Oglaf.

 

[MrPixel]

There's something here involving the Sorcerer's Apprentice and the enchanted mops, right?

Brooms. They're brooms. Oh, for the love of a really good dust broom. They slide so nice over a polished floor. Mmmmmmm...

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Mops, brooms, how about the Hitachi Magic Wand floor polisher?

 

[StillStunned]

Brooms. They're brooms. Oh, for the love of a really good dust broom. They slide so nice over a polished floor. Mmmmmmm...

Brooms? Pah, they're not sexy. Not sexy like mops, anyway.

Brooms are dry and dusty and make a sweeshing sound. Mops are soft and wet and when you plunge them into the bucket of steaming water they make a delightful squelching sound.