Daddie's phone sex ad

[daddie]

Hi.

In the three years I've been placing a phone sex ad on this site I have developed a fetish for receiving private messages from members with virtually no public posts who purport to be females, telling me how much they love my ad, homepage and voice greeting...and spend days or weeks sincerely telling me how much they want to snuggle and share phone sex with me...before they disappear, never to be heard from again when I suggest we share aural play.

I have come to enjoy wasting my time crafting replies to these members who get their rocks off watching me waste my time replying to them.

I especially enjoy hearing from members who use stories they claim to have authored as a carrot or means to lure me into their apparently self-satisfying game.

If this is you please send me a PM and let us get started on a phantasmic journey to nowhere.

huggs, daddie jonathon

Example of a "Dangling Carrot" story: http://www.literotica.com/s/friendship-with-the-ex

 

[daddie]

 

[Amanda_T]

Lol. Love your ad I am definitely not what you are looking for, either in what you said, or what you really mean But you did put a smile on my face and for that I thank you

Be well

 

[daddie]

Glad to make you smile.

 

[daddie]

 

[daddie]

 

[hotkimzuen]

Shy sexy mom

lol.. Very funny. My sadness disappear because of your post.

 

[auralforelectra]

I just PM'd you. I'm new but will try to not waste your time.

But here's my suggestion (which you in no way asked for): you have done this long enough to know what you like. (My absolute turn offs are poor grammar, unfortunate accents that don't work for me sexually though the proplr may be truly amazing and doable in real life, the voice, and the style). I can tell in a few sentences if someone is going to be my style or not and I bet you can too. Cut out the losers like cancer and move on to the next. Don't waste time on the coy when being coy is only 3% hot.

Take care.

 

[Phoner]

I just PM'd you. I'm new but will try to not waste your time.

But here's my suggestion (which you in no way asked for): you have done this long enough to know what you like. (My absolute turn offs are poor grammar, unfortunate accents that don't work for me sexually though the proplr may be truly amazing and doable in real life, the voice, and the style). I can tell in a few sentences if someone is going to be my style or not and I bet you can too. Cut out the losers like cancer and move on to the next. Don't waste time on the coy when being coy is only 3% hot.

Take care.

Male or female?

Inquiring, because I like your no BS advice

 

[daddie]

 

[daddie]

 

[bleurin]

so, u are looking female that will disappear?

 

[auralforelectra]

Boo!

So I saw a lot of posts by more experienced people telling new people to turn on their messages. So I went into my settings and did it. I just checked:

"Private MessagingThis forum features a private messaging system, which allows members to send messages to one another privately.
If you do not want to send or receive private messages, you may disable the private messaging system.
THIS IS WHERE I CLICKED Enable Private Messaging"

So WTF? Here are the options:

a. The internets are saving us from eachother
b. The setting is somewhere else
c. Some crap is broken.

Help me...help you (to help me get off)

xo

and yes, I'm female.

S

 

[bigwoody8]

Boo!

So I saw a lot of posts by more experienced people telling new people to turn on their messages. So I went into my settings and did it. I just checked:

"Private MessagingThis forum features a private messaging system, which allows members to send messages to one another privately.
If you do not want to send or receive private messages, you may disable the private messaging system.
THIS IS WHERE I CLICKED Enable Private Messaging"

So WTF? Here are the options:

a. The internets are saving us from eachother
b. The setting is somewhere else
c. Some crap is broken.

Help me...help you (to help me get off)

xo

and yes, I'm female.

S

Silly question, but are you scrolling all the way down and saving changes?

 

[auralforelectra]

It's preclicked, so it's a saved setting. But I just clicked and unclicked it. I will see if this helps. Also, I just pm'd you to see if it worked. (I hope it's ok that I've enlisted your help. I really have no other way of checking. Please forgive if it's a giant no-no in online forum ettiquette.)

 

[tripleflip]

Oh, well, surely you know the girls who are REALLY GOOD at aural sex are already DOING it, for MONEY. You don't want to pay for it. I don't blame you. Credit card handy? We take Paypal now!

Meanwhile, when I HAVE tried aural sex here, I always get "the breather" and after a few choice lines like, "I'm going to fuck your ass soooo hard" I hear him panting and I know he's beating the bishop.

Well, when I lived by the university I somehow got the land-line of some cheerleader type. I was ALWAYS getting hang-ups, with a lot of breathing first. I guess when I say, "Hello?" that's real sexy, or else they're confusing me with someone else, or maybe it's her ex, trying to get even.

So with aural sex, I've sort of been there, done that, so I wouldn't waste my time or theirs trying to hook up, when I get it every other time the phone rings. Besides, my ex was a murmurer. He use to call me in the middle of the night from China or some damn place and wake me up and sweet talk me, like, "Baby, I wanna fuck your ass!" SUCH an imagination!

Which is why he's my ex.

So a place like LITerotica is probably more a place to seek out WRITTEN sex, don't you think? LIT comes from Latin, "litteratura," which comes from another word meaning "formed with letters." This is in contradistinction to AURAL sex, where the meaning is formed with phonemes. "Phonerotica.com" is probably the place you need to be. Only the girls on there probably need credit cards before they talk to you.

Yeah, I'm a little geeky, but I'm also a figure skater, so I'm a little edgy, but I'm not good at aural sex, so I think I'll take a pass.

I really enjoyed your post, though.

Kristie

 

[daddie]

Boo!

So I saw a lot of posts by more experienced people telling new people to turn on their messages. So I went into my settings and did it. I just checked:

"Private MessagingThis forum features a private messaging system, which allows members to send messages to one another privately.
If you do not want to send or receive private messages, you may disable the private messaging system.
THIS IS WHERE I CLICKED Enable Private Messaging"

So WTF? Here are the options:

a. The internets are saving us from eachother
b. The setting is somewhere else
c. Some crap is broken.

Help me...help you (to help me get off)

xo

and yes, I'm female.

S

I am glad we got this straightened out and can share PMs.

 

[daddie]

 

[daddie]

I just PM'd you. I'm new but will try to not waste your time.

But here's my suggestion (which you in no way asked for): you have done this long enough to know what you like. (My absolute turn offs are poor grammar, unfortunate accents that don't work for me sexually though the proplr may be truly amazing and doable in real life, the voice, and the style). I can tell in a few sentences if someone is going to be my style or not and I bet you can too. Cut out the losers like cancer and move on to the next. Don't waste time on the coy when being coy is only 3% hot.

Take care.

 

[daddie]

 

[innerpsychonaut]

Hilarious, hilarious post.

 

[daddie]

Hilarious, hilarious post.

 

[bubbleYumm]

this thread is hilarious

 

[daddie]

It seems this thread has stifled the Lit fakers and players...which is a good thing because I really don't have the time to entertain them.

Though I will find the time for a woman genuinely into phone fun.

 

[MGC770]

Funny GIF !