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[NoJo]

when i read your post, Sher...i got the most lovely visual.
dig, if you can the picture:
Sher is lounging on a divan, her lap top beside her as she peruses the threads on lit. In the background classical music is playing and her dog chews its bush bobble head toy as she langoriously fiddles with the edge of her silk dressing gown. All colors are muted and the full length windows of her posh drawing room are hung with shot silk. beside her is a low antique table that is litered with various correspondance from unrequieted admirers, a tall sweating glass of ice tea and a telephone she rarely uses. her hair is softly curling perfectly about her heart shaped face. suddenly, the quiet stillness is broken as she guffaws loudly...

this is what i see ...this time anyway...other times, youre just dressed in leather, holding a flogger between your teeth.

Brilliant. And pretty close to my wank fantasy. Except for the bush bobble head, which is a slight distraction in the corner of my eye. It has dog drool on it, which I'm no longer into.

 

[shereads]

Brilliant. And pretty close to my wank fantasy. Except for the bush bobble head, which is a slight distraction in the corner of my eye. It has dog drool on it, which I'm no longer into.

Wank to me, wank to my dog's drool.

 

[Guest]

Wank to me, wank to my dog's drool.

a bit late, sher
i believe by the 'wankstains' on his shirt...he has done the deed already. be happy he didnt get it on the curtains or your stiletto kitten slippers.

 

[CharleyH]

on't you hate threads with titles like this?

A....

This is the only thread I have seen like this, unless you are discussing the unattractiveness of ellipses, for which I am certain to be guilty, but rarely. . . I think . . . sort of . . .

 

[NoJo]

A....

This is the only thread I have seen like this, unless you are discussing the unattractiveness of ellipses, for which I am certain to be guilty, but rarely. . . I think . . . sort of . . .

Your ellipses trail langorously across my chest, like the whip resting between strokes....

 

[Guest]

Your ellipses trail langorously across my chest, like the whip resting between strokes....

that analogy belongs in a story somewhere....
but for now, ill just take it to bed with me.

 

[Guest]

I'm just here to say hola to Jose.

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

Brilliant. And pretty close to my wank fantasy. Except for the bush bobble head, which is a slight distraction in the corner of my eye. It has dog drool on it, which I'm no longer into.

Um, where does the bobble, bobble and I keep forgettting you are a sick pornster! No longer into - lol

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Not a terribly literate post, this.

In all this time, no one has mentioned D cups

 

[cantdog]

Fuck the laws, vella. I want some, too. Just mail it to me.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I haven't heard anybody refer to wankstains since 1998.

Of course, then you heard in on practically every broadcast.