Cyber?

6pac27

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This is really stupid, I know, but how do u have "cybersex". Dumb I know, but please lemme know. Thanks.
 
In my experience one trys to describe the physical acts through words. Yes, basically just start typing as though you were describing the sex act. Go with the flow.
 
i object

i've never had cybersex. i, too, asked a friend of mine what it was and i got the same reply as the one at the top of the thread... it's sex on the computer.

well, i tried it and i object to sex on the computer... i keep falling off.

(props to python, monty)
 
Re: i object

EJFan said:
i've never had cybersex. i, too, asked a friend of mine what it was and i got the same reply as the one at the top of the thread... it's sex on the computer.

well, i tried it and i object to sex on the computer... i keep falling off.

(props to python, monty)

ROTFLMAO!
A question though, how old is your computer that you can get on the top of it? Must either be a mighty big 'puter or a mighty small fella!

Although ff, what if you have a lap top huh? Would you then not have cybersex UNDER your computer?
 
OK, at the risk of really embarrassing myself and "someone else" on this forum, i'll post a transcript of a "cybersession" I had with "someone else" a while ago.

###############

Cyberski: Hello, Sheath. What do you look like?

Sheath: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My
measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?


Cyberski: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and
I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-
Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue
sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

Sheath: I want you! Would you like to screw me?


Cyberski: OK

Sheath: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing
on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm
looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way
down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling
bulge.


Cyberski: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sheath: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.


Cyberski: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sheath: I'm moaning softly.


Cyberski: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sheath: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool
silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.


Cyberski: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sheath: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.


Cyberski: I'll pay for it.

Sheath: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra.
My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.


Cyberski: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sheath: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching
back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.


Cyberski: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sheath: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.


Cyberski: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sheath: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.


Cyberski: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sheath: What?


Cyberski: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sheath: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.


Cyberski: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sheath: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.


Cyberski: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sheath: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!


Cyberski: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

Sheath: What's the matter?


Cyberski: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

Sheath: Are you OK?


Cyberski: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

Sheath: Can I help?


Cyberski: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sheath: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.


Cyberski: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sheath: Come back to me lover.


Cyberski: I'm washing the cup now.

Sheath: I'm on the bed arching for you.


Cyberski: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sheath: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.


Cyberski: I found it.

Sheath: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.


Cyberski: Me too.

Sheath: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.


Cyberski: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sheath: Why don't you take off your glasses?


Cyberski: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sheath: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!


Cyberski: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sheath: Hurry back, lover!


Cyberski: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sheath: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.


Cyberski: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sheath: What's the matter now?


Cyberski: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling
my way.

Sheath: Mmmm, yes. Come on.


Cyberski: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sheath: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!


Cyberski: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sheath: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't
stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!


Cyberski: I'm flaccid.

Sheath: What?


Cyberski: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sheath: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.


Cyberski: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is
all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sheath: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on
my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.


Cyberski: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night
table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair
spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sheath: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.


Cyberski: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God!
One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire!
I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sheath: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!


Cyberski: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

Sheath: Bye!!!


:cool:
 
good point, MsKey

BRILLIANT observation about the laptop thing.
 
More honest reply...

Hi 6pac,
Thought you'd like an answer that might help you out.
I've cybered a few times. Start with an instant messaging system. AOL's AIM, Yahoo's Messenger, or MSN's Messenger.

Some of these will allow for a web cam. They'll let you look at who you're cybering with. While it might be nice to see the real naked body, sometimes it's better to imagine something better looking.

While "what are you wearing" is an oft used question, there has to be more. Just as any human interaction, there needs to be a turn on. How you turn on the person you're cybering with depends on the other person.

For guys, finding a lady to cyber with is the hardest part. Message boards, Yahoo or MSN communities are decent places to start. Just remember, asking a lady out of the blue if she wants to cyber would be like walking up to a girl and asking if she wants to fuck. Odds are, you'll be blocked from ever Instant Messenging her.

Good Luck!
Jenny
 
I asked the same question a while ago, here cyber virgin thread

I think I got fairly good at cyber but really I think a lot has to do with your cyber partners. In many ways it is like real life, the more you do it, the closer you become to your partner , the better it is. I am lucky, I have had 3 great cyber partners to help me learn.
 
cyberski said:
OK, at the risk of really embarrassing myself and "someone else" on this forum, i'll post a transcript of a "cybersession" I had with "someone else" a while ago.

###############

Cyberski: Hello, Sheath. What do you look like?

<snip>

A friend...(we won't name names here)...firefighter! sent me the link to this thread. LMAO!

Thanks, cyberski, for thinking of me. I think. ;)

S.
 
cyberski said:
OK, at the risk of really embarrassing myself and "someone else" on this forum, i'll post a transcript of a "cybersession" I had with "someone else" a while ago.

###############

Cyberski: Hello, Sheath. What do you look like?

Sheath: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My
measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?


:cool:


This is the version I will use everytime someone asks if I still have that on disk some place :D
 
rofl nicely switched there

back on topic... everyone has said everything you should know already.... winnah :p
 
firefighter02 said:
This is the version I will use everytime someone asks if I still have that on disk some place :D

Go right ahead.

Just know that I have enough to blackmail you to the ends of the earth. ;) :D

S.
 
sheath said:
Go right ahead.

Just know that I have enough to blackmail you to the ends of the earth. ;) :D

S.


Oh really?? Is that a road you are prepared to venture down?? Huh missy?? LOL ;)

Seems to me that if I am going down, I'll surely take someone with me :D
 
firefighter02 said:
Oh really?? Is that a road you are prepared to venture down?? Huh missy?? LOL ;)

Seems to me that if I am going down, I'll surely take someone with me :D

Ummm.

At least we'll both go down in flames.

On second thought, maybe we should talk about this...;)

S.
 
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