Cyber

[EyE_KaNdi]

hey if any one wants to cyber pm me

 

[upfront]

lol

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, that's a fine hello.

Psst. We don't do that here hon, it's all about the writing and such.
You sorta have to get to know people here first. We have to get to know you, and then the option is available to anyone who chooses to PM you.

Just a little FYI.


Look around, meet the family, have some fun.

~A~your cruise director.

 

[Guest]

hey if any one wants to cyber pm me

Hey, Fishy, I'll talk to you tomorrow, OK?

 

[sweetnpetite]

hey if any one wants to cyber pm me

Ya gotta be a little more creative than that. Try:

Flash Fiction Challenge

In 500 words or less, pretend to be a phone sex operator. Don't forget to discribe what you are wearing and all the nasty things you will do to your customer, 'eye candi'!

One sentance story

Write a story involving two people having cyber sex, only each person is only allowed to type one sentance. The next persons sentance must start with the last letter of the previous person's post. Your character's names are Candi121 and CyberSlut492.

or finally:

Lost: Please help!

I'm looking for someone to cyber with. If there isn't anyone horny over here, could someone please give me directions to the Playground? Thanxx.


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Hope this helps,

Sweet.

 

[Xelebes]

hey if any one wants to cyber pm me

oh ok.

 

[wildsweetone]

From Thesaurus.com:

'No entry found for cyber.'

Darn, I bet it would have been interesting too.

 

[damppanties]

Re: Re: Cyber

Flash Fiction Challenge

In 500 words or less, pretend to be a phone sex operator. Don't forget to discribe what you are wearing and all the nasty things you will do to your customer, 'eye candi'
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Rrrrrinngggggg.

"H... hi... uh hello."

Gruff voice - "Yeah?"

"This is eye candi."

"I who?"

"Candi."

"No, we don't want that."

"No, no. I'm not selling anything."

"Then?"

"Err... well, I don't know. Actually, I'm wearing a sheer, diaphan... well, loose um, this... well, its a kind of a night dress I suppose."

Silence.

"Hello? You there?"

"Yes." Tentative.

"Did you hear what I was wearing?"

"Yes."

"Good. And well... I... I am actually... a phonesexoperator."

"A what?"

Sigh. "A phone sex, uh, operator."

"Oh man! You serious?"

"Ummm... yes."

"COOL!"

"So.. er... well, I'm wearing nothing underneath."

"Yeah... good. Tell me more." He's whispering now.

"What more? I really don't know..."

"What would you like to do to me, honey?"

Ugh. Yuck. YUCK. "Well... I uh... I'll um... well, what can I...? Well, what are you wearing?"

"Just boxers, baby."

Yeah, right. "Mmmmm good. So well, imagine I'm kneeling between your .. er... legs and um... I'm , well, you know, well, kind of , taking them off. Slowly. Yes, slowwwwwwly."

"Yeah, oh yeah, and?"

"And , well, you know, other nasty things I'd like to do to you too."

"Like what, babe?"

"Like... well, like what's generally done.... um.... I think... yes, well, you know, take it ..." Oh my GOD. I can't believe I'm saying this. "... take it in my hand and er... well, I... uh, squeeze it maybe?"

"Squeeze?! Well... um, okay. And?"

God! This is so hard. "And........." Pause. "And...."

"And?"

"Yes, yes, I'm thinking."

Silence.

Long silence.

"And... isn't that enough?"

Silence.

"No?"

Silence.

"Hello?"

Silence.

"Ok... I'm well, taking you in my mouth..."

Gagging noises. CRRRRASSSHHHH!

"Hey Candi! You okay? Hello? Hello? HELLOOO? Damn it was just getting good..."
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286 words. Well, I tried.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Welcome, Eye_Kandi

Good luck with your cyber quest. I'd PM you but I've nearly got more cyber than I can handle at the moment.

**operative word here is nearly**

Stick around a while and give us your thoughts on whatever suits your fancy.

~ R W

 

[snooper]

... I've nearly got more cyber than I can handle at the moment. ...

Is "cyber" some strange American spelling of what proper English calls "cider"?

 

[Liar]

Is "cyber" some strange American spelling of what proper English calls "cider"?

No, but they do go pretty well together.

 

[fresh_air_2000]

I've nearly got more cyber than I can handle at the moment.

**operative word here is nearly**


~ R W [/B]

Really!?

 

[raphy]

No, but they do go pretty well together.

Not if you want to be able to accurately type what dirty filthy things you're doing to one another

 

[Svenskaflicka]

raphy's right. In order to write good filth, you have to strengthen yourself with warm milk.

 

[Liar]

Not if you want to be able to accurately type what dirty filthy things you're doing to one another

Depends on the amount of cider, of course. I'm pissed like a skunk right now. Does that affect my typing?

 

[RenzaJones]

raphy's right. In order to write good filth, you have to strengthen yourself with warm milk.

lol only to be lulled to sleep moments later

 

[redrider4u]

hey if any one wants to cyber pm me

Cool ........um, could I get your social number first........I mean, I have a registry here. I mean, you fit between Elrond and Eyeore. Damn, that Elrond......long winded, but such a simpering bitch........damn the end of the second age.

~shaking head~