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Sounds familiar?
You have just agreed to a session of virtual delights with a partner who quickly turns out to be what you always desired: A substandard turd with the imagination of a locust and the eloquence of a six-year old.
Let me help you adding some spice and flavour to the experience that will make it stand out as an unforgettable gem of human interaction and appreciation. A few well chosen polite and honest remarks will ensure a degree of gratification you wouldn’t have deemed possible. They can be slipped in at any point of a session and I am sure you have a few tricks of your own, so feel free to add to my list before telling me to fuck off.
1.Make sure they know how much you appreciate them
for her/him I’d love to fuck your brains out if you had any.
2.Let them know how much you enjoy the picture of them that they just volunteered and that will haunt you for the rest of the night.
For him Oh wow, I love those tits, they look just like my grandpa’s.
For her Darn, that back fur really compliments your pot belly.
3.Don’t be shy to show off that your level of expertise derives from real life experience
For him *getting his balls licked* Oh baby, that is even better than when my Doberman does it
For her Get your kit off and sit down on the bed. You have ten minutes.
4.Add some mystery to the experience
For her Ooooh, sucking your cock makes me rock hard.
5.Let them know that they haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of fantasy roll play
For him Now I will wear your pussy like an oxygen mask. You will call me Pinocchio and I will lie my head off.
For her Put on this gown and nurse nawty will take care of you. *Preparing a drip with 10cc pentobarbital and 5cc potassium chloride* Don’t worry love, you won’t feel a thing
6.Dazzle them with your vast and intimate knowledge of the human body
For him sticking my tongue up your butt and finding your clit
For her moving my tongue from your testis, tracing your vas deferens up to your corpus spongiosum
7.Exhibit unexpected empathic abilities
For him you are so hot that you will cum when I push your nipple like a button
For her *opening your zipper and grabbing hold of your massive dick* – oh hun, don’t feel bad about it, it happens to every guy once in a while
8.Show that you are willing to provide for their more unusual requests by pushing the envelope even further
For him I probe the entrance of your pussy with a large strawberry, then I lick off the juices and eat it. Almost immediately I get the hives. The constraints to my windpipe caused by the violent allergic reaction makes me struggle for breath
For her You want me to get a hot toy and shove it up your ass? *wanders off and returns with her curling iron*
You have just agreed to a session of virtual delights with a partner who quickly turns out to be what you always desired: A substandard turd with the imagination of a locust and the eloquence of a six-year old.
Let me help you adding some spice and flavour to the experience that will make it stand out as an unforgettable gem of human interaction and appreciation. A few well chosen polite and honest remarks will ensure a degree of gratification you wouldn’t have deemed possible. They can be slipped in at any point of a session and I am sure you have a few tricks of your own, so feel free to add to my list before telling me to fuck off.
1.Make sure they know how much you appreciate them
for her/him I’d love to fuck your brains out if you had any.
2.Let them know how much you enjoy the picture of them that they just volunteered and that will haunt you for the rest of the night.
For him Oh wow, I love those tits, they look just like my grandpa’s.
For her Darn, that back fur really compliments your pot belly.
3.Don’t be shy to show off that your level of expertise derives from real life experience
For him *getting his balls licked* Oh baby, that is even better than when my Doberman does it
For her Get your kit off and sit down on the bed. You have ten minutes.
4.Add some mystery to the experience
For her Ooooh, sucking your cock makes me rock hard.
5.Let them know that they haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of fantasy roll play
For him Now I will wear your pussy like an oxygen mask. You will call me Pinocchio and I will lie my head off.
For her Put on this gown and nurse nawty will take care of you. *Preparing a drip with 10cc pentobarbital and 5cc potassium chloride* Don’t worry love, you won’t feel a thing
6.Dazzle them with your vast and intimate knowledge of the human body
For him sticking my tongue up your butt and finding your clit
For her moving my tongue from your testis, tracing your vas deferens up to your corpus spongiosum
7.Exhibit unexpected empathic abilities
For him you are so hot that you will cum when I push your nipple like a button
For her *opening your zipper and grabbing hold of your massive dick* – oh hun, don’t feel bad about it, it happens to every guy once in a while
8.Show that you are willing to provide for their more unusual requests by pushing the envelope even further
For him I probe the entrance of your pussy with a large strawberry, then I lick off the juices and eat it. Almost immediately I get the hives. The constraints to my windpipe caused by the violent allergic reaction makes me struggle for breath
For her You want me to get a hot toy and shove it up your ass? *wanders off and returns with her curling iron*
