Cuz Laurel tole me too!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

Is this too over the top?

Despite my double life as Batman's alter ego Bruce Wayne (call me Bruciekins), I still have time to enjoy reading erotica. I would adore a chance to exchange naughty emails!!, I'm so perfect already, how can I but help make you better? Men or women, straight or bi! I specialize in gay men, after all I have been living the life of a homosexual man with Superman. Supes can't wait to read your stuff!

 

[Godiva]

A hard man is good to find!

 

[Guest]

I gots nudie pics!!!!

jes fer you Muffinz...You are a cutie...*I know this*

I can be yer Superman if'n you want...*looking for a cape*

OK here it is...(a holey threadbare old beach towel)

Ya like my red spandex shorts....with requisite large bulge...the one in front not the one in the back!

Keep it safe in Gotham Bat...er Brucie....