Cute, Silly Poems

[Miss Oatlash]

Anybody got any they want to share?

The Mutt wrote this for me this afternoon, after I ran errands in the snow and then took him to bed...I just wanted to share it, since he won't.

Add your own...all welcome!



Muttfully

I think of all my mutty days
this one has been the muttiest,
because, of all my lady loves
my Mistress is the nuttiest.

She drove out through the ice and snow,
she laughed at danger's grinning face,
she bought a stack of comic books
and brought them over to my place.

She dragged me to my waiting bed,
and sucked me like a lollipop
and smothered me with sexy ass
and came so hard she begged to stop.

She dressed again, as I looked on,
she tossed a twenty on my chest,
She said, "You've been a worthy mutt,
so smoke a bowl and get some rest."

So now I write these words of love,
then head to bed with books in hand,
to read and sploog and take a nap,
the richest mutt in all the land.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

cute poem?

So I come here like a Clown...
Unicycle paddleing around.
Big red shoes..flower print shirt of blue..
Honkin my horn...Beep Beep
pull you with my rod like lil bo peep
squirt you with water from a flower...
dive into a bucket from a tall tower...(not)
little poodles dance around.
leaving lil mounds on the ground.
I hold up a sign.."watch were you step."
reach in my pocket where my stuff is kept
pull out a flower and hand it to you..
my pants suddenly grew and grew..
I have a mound of my own too.
I try to push it back as I look at you.
that just made it grow a new.
I turn red as my shoe.
Hidden by my painted red cheeks.
blushing and shuck's-ing as if I were meek.
Till my mound has reached its peak.
looking for a hole to dive in I seek
Then I smile and wave at you and grin
you know Ill be back again.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I love it!

Thanks.

 

[champagne1982]

An Ode To My Sweet Delicious

Oh my sweet delicious,
You are the snack I savour,
I taste your sweet emotions,
And your pungent manly flavour.

You are my sweet delicious,
More than just a bite,
You fill my heart with truest love,
And give my dark soul light.

I taste my sweet delicious,
Your textures smooth and rough,
The nibble always leaves me wanting,
Never really, quite enough.

Oh, my sweet delicious,
I love you oh so much,
You linger on my mind and tongue,
Like vintage wines and love's first touch.

 

[The Mutt]

When licking an arse full of honey,
be sure that it isn't too runny,
for if it should trickle
and give her a tickle
she may not find that very funny.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Mutt, the King of Limericks!

 

[The Mutt]

Mutt, the King of Limericks!

When asked if her pussy was hairy,
Miss Oatlash replied, "Oh yes, very!
But for all of my charms,
it's the hair 'neath my arms
that makes my little Mutt-boy so merry."

 

[The Mutt]

The Uncanny X-Mas

You know Dasher and Smasher and Basher and Vixen,
Comet Kohoutek and Richard M. Nixon,
but do you recall
the Most Dangerous Reindeer of all?

Rudolph the Mutant Reindeer,
he was very aptly named.
He had a monstrous shnozzle
of which he was quite ashamed.

All of the other reindeer
used to call him names obscene.
They didn't want poor Rudolph
screwing with their reindeer genes.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa had no choice;
"Rudolph, with your shining beak,
guide my sleigh, you mutant freak."

Now all the reindeer mutate
as they writhe upon the snow.
Santa has lost his wiskers,
in the dark the elves all glow.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

This could be an entire thread devoted to Mutt's sick sense of humor!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Bumped for New Year's Fun!

Why, oh why, did I say I would?
How in the hell did I think I could?

Now I’m faced with going ahead
with a plan as stupid as it is misled.

I told myself it wouldn’t be hard.
I promised myself a great reward.

Resolutions are a great big joke
But still I resolve that I will not smoke!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wish me luck!!! I might be in a TERRIBLE mood by Sunday!

 

[The Mutt]

Re: Bumped for New Year's Fun!

Why, oh why, did I say I would?
How in the hell did I think I could?

Now I’m faced with going ahead
with a plan as stupid as it is misled.

I told myself it wouldn’t be hard.
I promised myself a great reward.

Resolutions are a great big joke
But still I resolve that I will not smoke!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wish me luck!!! I might be in a TERRIBLE mood by Sunday!

Wrap your lips around this, baby.

 

[foehn]

*gentle bump*

here's one i wrote for my daughter some while back. it's pretty silly, but you're free to look deeper if ya wanna.



The Pink Aardvark

for [my daughter]


Rollerblading through the park
I saw the oddest happening ...
This big black dog began to bark
and all the hair stood up on the back of his neck and everything.

I turned around to see if I
could see what made him bark,
and sure enough, there in the sky,
was floating the weirdest thing you ever saw, a pink aardvark.

Now I’m not sure what aardvarks do,
I’ll have to look it up.
But I know some things, and so do you:
aardvarks aren’t pink, they don’t float, and they don’t drink tea from a cup.

Actually, that’s three things we know,
and since we know all that,
we’re left to wonder what he saw below,
that pink aardvark floating around the mulberry trees in his chartreuse hat.

Eventually, the dog calmed down
(He was a labrador, I think),
since the aardvark started to act like a clown,
and everybody, even the black dog, got bored and wandered off to get a drink.

Even I got tired of standing there,
and doubted it was real,
that silly aardvark hovering in the air,
even though it was really neat, and so I looked down at my front wheel.

Eventually I turned and rolled away,
just glancing over my shoulder,
and it might have been fun to float and play
with a pink aardvark, but when you’re rollerblading, you get older and older,

and things that are neat at first don’t last,
and bright fun things go dark,
and things disappear when you’re rollerblading so fast.
But that’s all right, because... Hey, I think I just saw a golden quark!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Adorable!

 

[foehn]

Thanks...

I like the other postings here, too; all of them. This is a nice thread to come to for a smile.